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‘Jersey Shore’ casting call (21 photos)

January 15, 2010 | In: Fail, Funny, Video, WTF

This obviously isn’t the ‘Jersey Shore’ casting call… but with all the hair gel, tanning lotion and graphic tees (or lack of shirts at all), it’s probably not too far off! Don’t forget to check out how Michael Cera turns Guido HERE.

Jon

the douchebags in pics 5 and 14 are the type of dip shits that I want to slap and fuck up their hair. This also includes any prick that has any type of mowhawk.

ddd

#5 is Jeff Reed former kicker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Such a douche.

Brandon

How do girls find this attractive?

ing

uhh … well look at the girls who do find it attractive …

Sarah

Tooooo much orange skin. My poor eyes
Anonymous

Bwahhaha,thats the best collection of pointless people i’ve seen in awhile!Somebody should really start rounding these planks up and funnel them into the nearest giant blender available.
Ronald

I fear for my country. I really do.
Sickio

Some of these guys do not look healthy at all
Verona

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with all of these people? I can’t believe they actually look in the mirror and think, “Hey, I look good.” and walk out of the house like that? WTF?!?!?!
Anonymous

I am glad I live nowhere near New Jersey. I can only imagine the smell of these people with all the taning juices on there skin. byuck!
at work

pic #5 is jeff reed, the kicker for the pittsburgh steelers
time for bed

number 7 is ‘meet madden’. the pornstar, google her
Up yours

All are class acts
Anonymous

Why are there still people like this around….what is wrong with society?!?!?!
nohate

they do look pathetic but they’re all with some decent girls. the look may not work anywhere outside of jersey, but if i lived in jersey and it took a blow out to get laid, why not?
Mook

What dives insecure men to look gay. They look like women, ugly women with bad hair and over done spray on tans. And what the fuck, the good looking women go for these guys? That says a lot about both of them. What the fuck is wrong with Jersy, did some retard bomb go off there?
Paradox

Every one of those people in those pictures should get cancer and die.
Alice

Does this make anyone else want to projectile vomit?
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kukhuvud

#5 looks like Krusty The Clown!!
robin yates

looking at these very peculiar people I can understand why global warming is not getting a lot of attention in Jersey Shore !
Mary

You want to see some serious douchebaggery and laugh until your chest hurts (both from physical exertion and sheer spiritual anguish)? Check out hotchickswithdouchebags.com (at least 5 of these photos are from there, actually. Just sayin’.
Wes

I am really amazed that people like these douchebags actually exist in real life. So sad.
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