Afternoon eye candy: Joaquin Phoenix (19 photos)

YUM!

Oh.My.God. He is beautiful

Gorgeous, hes got a certain tortured air about him. I think he even rocked his “bearded, sunglasses Jim Morrison-esque crazy” look.

Seems like a really interesting person to boot.

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phew. needed an extra breath after that one.

Its a tough job being sexy and successful, too bad he felt he needed to take a break from being knee deep in women to pursue a rapping career. Cause who needs fame and fortune when you can grow a beard and act like the crazy homeless guy who hangs out down the street from my house. Get a home you homeless person. Joke. I feel really bad for that guy. But Joaquin I do not feel sorry for. He should shave so I can get back to oogling him.