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Number 10

Because I’m a Geek
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Always have been. As a tween, the first book I checked out at the Allen Co. Library was, How the Brain Works. Most girls my age were checking out Babysitters Club and Tiger Beat Magazine.

Number 9

Because on a Date, Conversation Still Matters
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Number 8

Because They Aren’t Trying to be Geeky to be Hip… They Are Just Geeks
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Some people desperately try to be one. Hipsters. I can handle my fair share of Pabst Blue Ribbon out of a can, but I draw the line when your jeans are so tight I may see your crack when you tie your All-Stars. Can I borrow your keffiyeh?

Number 7

Because There is Nothing Like Receiving an Eloquent and Witty Email From a Beau
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If I’m feeling extra flirtatious I will switch from Courier New to Arial in my response.

Number 6

Because This is What Premature…
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…means to girls like me.

Number 5

Because Natalie Portman has an Unreasonably Symmetrical Face
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It makes her hot as hell. This is not really a reason I date geeks, I’m just throwing that out there.

Number 4

You Know What That Is?
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Geeks do. That’s fractal broccoli and it’s the coolest thing on earth. The only way it gets any better is if you wrap it in bacon.

Number 3

Because If You Doze Off and Dream About Being on the Cover of Wired Magazine at Night…
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…I will more than likely dream about you.

Number 2

Because I Have a Different Criteria For What Constitutes a Romantic Walk on The Beach
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Number 1

Because Geeks Don’t Cheat.
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I value trust and loyalty above all things. Unless, of course, you get your dream shot at Natalie Portman then by all means…