10 Reasons I Prefer Dating Geeks
Because I’m a Geek
Always have been. As a tween, the first book I checked out at the Allen Co. Library was, How the Brain Works. Most girls my age were checking out Babysitters Club and Tiger Beat Magazine.
Because on a Date, Conversation Still Matters
Because They Aren’t Trying to be Geeky to be Hip… They Are Just Geeks
Some people desperately try to be one. Hipsters. I can handle my fair share of Pabst Blue Ribbon out of a can, but I draw the line when your jeans are so tight I may see your crack when you tie your All-Stars. Can I borrow your keffiyeh?
Because There is Nothing Like Receiving an Eloquent and Witty Email From a Beau
If I’m feeling extra flirtatious I will switch from Courier New to Arial in my response.
Because This is What Premature…
…means to girls like me.
Because Natalie Portman has an Unreasonably Symmetrical Face
It makes her hot as hell. This is not really a reason I date geeks, I’m just throwing that out there.
You Know What That Is?
Geeks do. That’s fractal broccoli and it’s the coolest thing on earth. The only way it gets any better is if you wrap it in bacon.
Because If You Doze Off and Dream About Being on the Cover of Wired Magazine at Night…
…I will more than likely dream about you.
Because I Have a Different Criteria For What Constitutes a Romantic Walk on The Beach
Because Geeks Don’t Cheat.
I value trust and loyalty above all things. Unless, of course, you get your dream shot at Natalie Portman then by all means…