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Helen Mirren and Megan Fox duke it out for Esquire’s ‘Sexiest Woman’ (11 photos)

March 30, 2010 | In: Beautiful, Celebrity

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Brandon

How is this even debatable? Maybe Helen Mirren 30 years ago.

Anonmouse

No shit Brandon! Apparently, some guys are into grandmas around here.

Anonymous

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Rick

I’d take class over ass any day. Besides, Megan looks so fucking evil and rotten in the face, you just know she’s an uber cunt.

Anonymous

uh… you guys aren’t quite familiar with helen’s older works, she’s had her fair share of “sexy” roles
donnie

well said!

top dog

It depends on your definition of what sexy is. To me class and style is sexy, and attitude has a lot to do with it. Sexy is not always about looks, any matrue adult would know that. Having said that, I’ll say this, I’ll take Helen Mirren any day, she has panache.

top dog

Thats mature adult.

P-90

As much as I respect Helen Mirren this is ridiculous, even if you hate Megan you have to admit she’s sexier.

Nateb123

Maybe in photos but if you spent 5 minutes with Megan you’d probably have to restrain yourself from finding the nearest piece of piano wire. And if you can’t even interact with her, how can she possibly be sexy? The last thing I want to do is get on only to hear endless complaining.

HellHathNoFury

Class over makeup any day.
Bob

Easy way to end the debate: show a picture of their thumbs. Helen wins hands down.

Bob

I thought I’d add proof, too.
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/megan_foxs_thumb#tab=most_recent&id=44271
http://www.ojrd.com/content/3/1/15
Note that it’s a dominate trait, so any of you guys who want Megan Fox to have your babies, know that they’ll probably have club thumbs, too. I’m not saying that genetic defects ruin anyone, I just think it takes her out of the running for ‘Sexiest Woman.’

MichaelGS

If the first thing you see when looking at Megan is her slightly weird thumb, I’ve got bad news for you. . .

Big Bob

Here’s another easy way…show them both naked. 23 year old Vag vs. 65 yr old Vag…Megan wins Vag down!

Nato2101

Bet you Megan’s is more consumed.
Besides the fact she is a mega cunt (in the bad way) outweights her looks.

Big Bob

Everyone loves to bash Megan. I guess I don’t pay enough attention to TMZ or the other gossip rags out there. What has Megan done to deserve her bad reputation? As far as I know, she’s never gotten out of a limo and showed pink like Brittany Spears has done. No sex tape like Pamela, Paris, or Kim. No drinken, drug-filled all nighters like Lohan or Tera Reid. Does she really deserve the bashing or is it just another case of bash whoever is popular at the time? Where does the slutty rep come from?

fghjkil

She's a talentless, gross, skank, that's what's the problem.

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Big Bob

If we’re talking strictly sex here, as in both of them are naked and on all fours… you’re lying to yourself if you say you’d give it to Helen instead of Megan. If you’re filtering in class, style and attitude then Helen wins hands down…I still don’t want to have sex with her though.
shado

unless she’s giving a hand job,…who even looks at her thumbs.

Bob

Well, since it’s “Sexiest Woman” and not “Sexiest Woman But Pay No Attention To Her Hands” or “Sexiest Woman But Go Ahead and Ignore a DEFORMITY” they count. Now, if the debate were over the Annual Looks Like a Blowup Doll Award, sure, give it to the girl with wonky thumbs.

Anonmouse

Then again, we could say it’s not “Sexiest Woman But Pay No Attention To Her Wrinkles Or Her Grey Hair”. Can we be real for just a moment here? This asks which of the two is the sexiest, not the classiest or the most elegant. “Sexiest”, as in which one would you rather have sex with? If you guys are into senior citizens, aka GILFs (Grandmas-ILF) then by all means, go right ahead. I’ll stick with the 20 something bimbo if it’s all about the sex.

myka

Well, the way i see it, there are hundreds of pictures of megan fox on the internet, and somehow the most unflattering ones got posted.
however, helen’s elegance is most admirable, and the way she wears clothing is quite adequate for her age and body.
Lionhearte

I think I’ll vote for Megan Fox. Oh wait, I thought it said -Sluttiest- woman alive.
Nevermind, Helen for sure.
wills1215

In Pic 10 you can see the pits in her face. Megan fox is a spoiled bitch. I would lay the tongue on Mirren before fox any day.

Anonmouse

In #1, #2, #3, #4 and #8 (every pic of Helen) you can see the wrinkles on her face. You go ahead and lick wrinkled old Helen all you want. Just watch out for the ointment and be sure you do it before 7pm. After all, that’s most likely her bed time. Who cares if Megan is spoiled? It just makes the ramming her from behind and shooting a load into/onto her that much more gratifying. Try that with Helen without breaking her hip!

Anonymous

TITS OR GTFO
jeff in Australia

One is a great actress, the other has breasts close to where they should be…
What is the competition for…?
Speaking of gravity.. Proof positive that god is a woman.. as a woman gets older, her breasts become more. As a man gets older his pe…. oh you know…
MichaelGS

sure if this was a Oscar vote for best actress Helen would win without a doubt, Megan cant act her way out of a paper bag. Not is it a personality award. Nor is it a class and style award. but its not its who is sexiest and megan wins. She hasnt done anything major that has warrented the bashing apart from being beautiful. sure Helen was beautiful 30 years ago, but this is the 2010 vote, NOT THE 1980 ONE. ask this in 30 years again when Megan is Helens age and no one will vote for Megan
yoga girl

no question…. men see very different things, i am a young girl and everyone says i look like megan fox, but I would pick Helen because she knows she is beautiful the way she holds herself and megan just doesntl

yoga girl

omg I just read all the male reply and no wonder you spend you time debating on something like this, go see you Man Hand, cause that all you sad bastards know! and thank god for that for both mf and hm sakes… and like they would give a shit anyway!

MichaelGS

lets be sensible here yoga. sure men us men are dirtbags, but some of the women’s replys are a bit hypocritical. I say hypocritical because the new magazine MGS (mine i just started it) and they are doing a very similar poll. The 2 candidates are very similar too:

1) Michael Caine (Great actor, getting on in years, Sexy 30 years ago = Helen Mirren)
2) Robert Pattinson (Flavour of the month, couldnt act to save his life, young = Megan Fox)

I personally dont see Michael standing a chance here but i would pick him because “because he knows he is handsome the way he holds himself and robert just doesntl”. What I’m trying to say is men and women arent as different as you’d like to believe.

Ok ladies, proceed with flaming me for my comment there. I do ask if youre going to say: “It’s not the same thing” at least explain how its not the same thing. I eagerly await the venom im about to receive

jeff in Australia

Great attitude to have, hang on to it for as long as you can…
Live a good life and stay happy being who you are..

top dog

This shit is still going on? IT’S A CHOICE GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Anonymous

this thread is all sorts of fail
ava

I love Helen, I think she is gorgeous and I hope I look that good at 66…

Megan is young and doesn't have wrinkles or sags…and she can look great…

Their both gorgeous in their own ways and they both have what the other lacks…a conumdrum…lol…