Sunless tanners should have warning labels (22 photos)

google dave chappelle –> tyrone

8 is def Ganguro girls, but that's a legitimate style– they like the dark skin/pale makeup thing.

everyone else was just bananas.

Its not so much the tans as the fact that most of these people are funny looking to begin with.

I laughed out loud to some of these pics AND comments!

Like, Oompa Loompas!! Lol!

Yeah the Japanese girls on the train is a fashion style in Japan. They are trying to emulate American 'California girls' by tanning, blonde hair, lighter colored contacts, and frosted lip gloss. Supposedly they are smelly since getting that look takes a lot of time and supposedly they don't wash much to preserve their, uh, artistry. I dunno how Japanese girls can stink…but…that's what I've heard.

I forgot to mention this-

Tammy Faye Baker reincarnated-#14

Why does the chick on the left in #11 have a tanned arm? To show contrast between her face and the chick to her right???

People need to learn the difference between pursing lips (to try to look cute, sexy, or like you have full lips) and making your mouth look like a BUTT HOLE.

WE get it, they're both sphincters, enough already!!

What's up with the repeat chick in 16, 17 & 18? What, you raid her FB page???

I'm either pink of pasty- both of which is better than oompa loompa orange. Keep it us, hoes. The more of these orange freaks there are, the better my pasty ass looks! Hahahahaa!

This is supposed to be a new thing? We had chemical tanning creams that turned you orange 'way back when I was a kid. Took that crap weeks to wear off, too. You'd think that in a culture of vanity where far more is spent on developing baldness cures and boner pills than on researching a cure for AIDS they'd be able to improve on what we had 45 years ago.

And for what it's worth, I agree with a couple of the other posters. The duck-faced dingbats are definitely NOT sexy.

I feel bad for anyone in these pictures. Your all a bunch of fucking idiots.

5 activated my ET fetish

Oompa, loompa, doop-a-de-do…

most of these people are on thedirty already…..especially trout

are people just unaware, like seriously??

I guess the lot of them took tips from Capt. Kirk. If he can have sex with a green gril, how much more fun can an orange girl or guy be? LMAO

The normal guy in picture #21 (yes the guy in the dark shirt on the right, lol) has the look on his face that says two things; 1. Get me the hell away from these two freaks. 2. the prettiest girl in here wont talk to me because of these two dumb orange ass guys that keep following me around.

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I have friends with friends that do this and they are really weird in the head. It's like…

before:

"Eww i'm like so white and pasty but It's OK cos I managed to save up enough welfare money to go to the tanning salon "

After:

"Wow I'm soooo nice and definitely feel more accepted and it makes me look more hygenic too! I mean a cat just shat on my leg but stains are not visible! "

I thought the point of tanning was to get a GOLD tint on your skin, going for brown is way OTT and not attractive at all, doesn't matter if it's real or sprayed.

tanning/self tanner does not fix ugly!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIS….

They ALL look like SHIT!!!!! EVERYONE OF THEM….

The sad this is, some of those pic er from my country…. The ones with the guys, they are danish… Goddammit….

THEY SHOULD RENT OUT TAN PEOPLE

TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LOOK BETTER :3

Holy hell, check it out! Oompa-loompas.

If you can't even blow a kiss to a camera, you surely don't belong kissing a human.

I'd say next time you look in a mirror, try blowing a kiss, but that's just silly. Clearly, you twits don't EVER look in the mirror or else you'd never go out of the house looking like such imbeciles.

omGoshhhhhhhhhhhh !

theres no way in heaven that im gonna go tanning anywhere bt at the beach !

this ppl loo freaking scary n disgusting !

im soooo glad da i sw this article/post w/e is called cuz now ik da ill be soo scary evn to maself if i decided to do da kind of tanning ! lol

its like all the worst ones have 10x lighter lips than skin or the look like their covered in saran wrap.

frightening

Normally, I'm non-violent, but that look really makes me want to beat them with bats. If they are the way we're headed, horrendous things in 2012 can't come quick enough. Kill us!