Awkward Stock Photos: Some people shouldn’t wield a camera (26 photos)

we 2 are seriously jobless..lol

It all started when a guy teleported through a port-a-loo and ended up behind a woman. Turned out the woman was a not so good looking male transvestite, peeling potatoes. It became this way during a scientific experiment, with magnets. Due to a human error, a residue, later found to be from a human nose, messed the whole experiment. It was tragic, and the responsible parties tried to frame it on the dead scientist as accepting bribes. Fortunately, the bodies were cremated before any investigation could mislead the authorities. Victims of the experiment battled with side effects, namely abnormal skin pigmentation and countless eating disorders, most of which led to pregnancy. A naturalist acupuncture method was tried as an abortion mechanism, it didn’t work and the eating disorder was also noticed in the offspring. The offspring did not become pregnant from the disorder, her body had suffered a sex change and rapid ageing though. This caused the subject to develop a homicidal-sociopathic behavior resulting in the killing of three co-workers and eating their bodies. A surgeon was brought to investigate the disappearances, nobody checked his accreditations. As it turns out he was a spy hired by a rival corporation who has been trying to obtain secrets about the mysterious double-grandma, the inventor of 3d laptop screens. Her latest project, still in development, was zumba-rumba. Little did anyone know she had secretly been married and was living a double life, having mothered two mentally disabled children. One who loved books and another who couldn’t stop looking at her nose. Double-grandma was somewhat arrogant and decided two adopt two “normal” children, as per the fashion at the time, she adopted an African orphan and a hipster. She later died, finally realizing her mistakes. Even though she’s dead, laptop technology is still advancing.