Too bad Katy Perry's married to the biggest scumbag on the face of the planet, because I would violate her in such horribly awesome ways…seriously, I would mess that up in all sorts of ways.
I swear to fucking god will all the men please get off the fucking berry. The Chive has become a softcore porn site so get the fuck out and go back where you belong.
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They are all awefull….
So is your spelling…
Most help atricles on the web are inaccurate or incoherent. Not this!
I PISSED!!!!!
Heh, tourrettesguy.
Win.
I kind of liked Gwen's
50% of the time, Katy Perry wins…. every time.
AND 50% of the time, Lady Gaga wins…. every time.
Is that Cobra Commander behind Christina?
poor girls, they will look back on this and be disgusted with themselves. xD
only in America could a retarded trollop like katy perry become spastically famous.
Don't talk about her like that. She is hot, mmkay.
agreed.
Too bad Katy Perry's married to the biggest scumbag on the face of the planet, because I would violate her in such horribly awesome ways…seriously, I would mess that up in all sorts of ways.
I swear to fucking god will all the men please get off the fucking berry. The Chive has become a softcore porn site so get the fuck out and go back where you belong.
a collection of morons – except Pink – she rocks!
If you wrote an aritlce about life we’d all reach enlightenment.