Most help atricles on the web are inaccurate or incoherent. Not this!
Beau
I PISSED!!!!!
Beau
Heh, tourrettesguy.
CPO_Mendez
Win.
Kjellupa
I kind of liked Gwen's
fasterthanu
50% of the time, Katy Perry wins…. every time.
zerolbcool
AND 50% of the time, Lady Gaga wins…. every time.
McBeastie
Is that Cobra Commander behind Christina?
'Merica
poor girls, they will look back on this and be disgusted with themselves. xD
NATO
only in America could a retarded trollop like katy perry become spastically famous.
fasterthanu
Don't talk about her like that. She is hot, mmkay.
porkins
agreed.
AtomManhattan
Too bad Katy Perry's married to the biggest scumbag on the face of the planet, because I would violate her in such horribly awesome ways…seriously, I would mess that up in all sorts of ways.
Hannar
I swear to fucking god will all the men please get off the fucking berry. The Chive has become a softcore porn site so get the fuck out and go back where you belong.
joe blow
a collection of morons – except Pink – she rocks!
Arnie
If you wrote an aritlce about life we’d all reach enlightenment.