September 2, 2010 |
In: Funny, WTF
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These are hoaxes.
You're a hoax
lololol to everything above
you never worked in an office. THEY STEAL EVERYTHING. Sugar packets, ketchup, opened drinks, you name it
There needs to be a level in hell for office food thieves.
I wish I had a frig raider. It would be fun putting laxatives in food and seeing who could make it to the end of their shift.
or Ipecac… that would be my preferance
I put a pizza box with 2pcs in our fridge. Sure enough by the end of the day, someone had snagged one of the pieces. I then left the following note on the box: "Guess what? You didn't steal my lunch. I left it there with a 'secret' ingredient, just for you. Your job is to guess what that ingredient was…".
I've never had anything stolen since.
I take liverwurst or head cheese to work. No one ever takes my lunch??
coffee creamer theft seems rampant
My thought would be to buy like, 5 of the exact same brand, size and flavor and shove them into the fridge with the original, each with a different Post-it note saying "MINE" "Hands off", two that say "Do Not Touch" etc.
the next day I'd rip off Post-its from the original and two of the new ones and put them on the shelf as if they'd been knocked off.
One time I decided to clean out some of the old food from the work fridge. I threw out yogurt that was 3 months past the expiration date. Someone left a note asking for replacement yogurt. I just replied, "I saved your life. It would have killed you. You're welcome."
Geezus….if they are that worried about their coffee creamer then they should buy a little cooler and keep it at their desk…..oh and maybe get a life….that would distract them from the fact that they are a little insane about freaking coffee creamer!!!
I used to the moldy zip lock bag trick before and it really works!! xD
For the jerk that kept stealing my leftover pizza… I bought one of those squeeze lemons and doused the bottom of the crust in it. Whomever took a bite of that slice had a very sour experience. Hasn't happend again since.
My friend had cat shit covered with flour and deep fried to make it look like nuggets. ahhh the memories…. good times…..good times….
haha, i like your style
Awesome! If I didn't work for the government, I would so post notes like these in the fridge for all those jerks who kept stealing my lunch!
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