Drew was very funny in The Extraterestrial.., when she discovered the large turtle in the closet. The movie__makers wanted, *(thru cinematic persuasion and downright brute armtwisting).., to make the audience__beleive the little creature was a Martian but this subterfuge evaporated quickly and the beloved Turtle was__rescued by Drew, the True Hero of the Film.

Fortunatly, it was a Turtle..,as a Martian sighting would be anxiety provoking when you concider the aftermath of the Orson Wells broadcast of War of the Worlds. Whooh!

A "Martian" with even an ounce of brains, would never pay 11 million dollars for Natalia Vodianovas Manhattan Apartment. Drew Barrymore has a better place for half that with a bathtub and running water. Theres a wet bar and a porclain tub for bathing. Monkeys and turtles are prohibited as they are unsuitable for the sophisticated and upscale neighborhood. Of course you can have a Chiwawwa as long as you have a leash and two bowls. *(One for Water).., and *(One for Fillet Mignon).., as per Paris Hiltons' sound recomendation on the proper way to treat your Chiwawwa.

Hey!.., I'll eat the Fillet Mignon before that little Mut gets it ! But don't let Paris find out or she'll send her goons after you. *( Lesson # 1; If you plan to live in New York.., you better have enough cash to hire your own goons or utilize; *(Lesson #2; have the cash to pay of the other guy's goons). As a last resort refer to the wisdom of ; *(Lesson #3; Find a freindly Martian or a place that serves them).

NEWS!! Drew Drew Barrymore.., movie actress, model ,"A'' List Schwinger and activist is scene publically in Manhattan. Drew was indulging in a Deli Corned Beef on Rye with plenty of German Sour Kraut and Brown Mustard! When asked what she thought of it.., Drew proclaimed; ''This is a very tasty treat aand I plan to have one again". At the ''SkyBar".., Drew ordered a "Martian" and sang her favorite song.., a unique rendition of the classic; "Fly Me to the Moon".., before an adoring crowd.

Aaron Spelling.., the creator of the hit T.V. Show; ''The Love Boat"..,in which Andy Warhol made a cameo appearance with his entaurage of Super Models..,enjoyed Deli Corned Beef on Rye as well as a rousing song delivered by Drew Barrymore. Drew sang the Theme from The Love Boat while spinning a plate with a long stick in one hand and a Corned Beef on Rye in the other hand. It brought tears to my eyes and there wasn't a dry hanky in the place. Latter.., everyone went outdoors looking for Martians.

True to form ! There is no finer skill than Plate Twirrling made famous in the 1960's on the Ed Sullivan Show! Hurray for Drew!