I never leave passive aggressive notes. Just straight up clean up your mess fuck nuts.
F U Chiveassholes
mmmmmm. Fuck nuts.
Fistfullofh8&change
Mmmm…annoying women's anus' who act tuff…w/ nuts.
Ben
Usually I'm against passive aggressive notes, but when someone prints out a book in my school's library and prevents other people from using it, I should be within my legal right to find that person and beat them.
Carter
I Lol'ed at 21 as I know why he wants those things.
Fistfullofh8&change
Making a space shuttle?
Megan
soooooooo…. what is it for?
Bdrizzle
Was that 'Dexters' shopping list?
anon
it's for hydroponics, the guy was probably growing weed ^^
Kerl
Civilization… spending most of your life in a prison with morons spreading negative vibes
Karl Hungus
"Negative vibes?" Damned hippies.
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch
Must've been black licorice.
cpt
@20
maybe if your were educated enough in such courses as 'spelling' and similar fields, you could work for a company that has 'competitive' wages, just a thought
ill give you a pass on 'doughnuts'
hulkputcardinwallet
#1 is not unreasonable. If you leave half eaten shit laying around the office not only are you lazy and wasteful, you are technically a fucken piece of shit. Look it up!
Slayer
Some asshat was stealing people's food from the company fridge so when my sandwich was taken I went into action. I left another sandwich in the fridge and sure enough it was gone. Come to find out that ass clown had taken a bite out of my literal dog shit sandwich and almost had to go to the hospital because the taste in his mouth was so bad and he was gagging, spitting and gakking. Mother fucker never pulled that stunt again.