• My_Rushmore

    I never leave passive aggressive notes. Just straight up clean up your mess fuck nuts.

    • F U Chiveassholes

      mmmmmm. Fuck nuts.

      • Fistfullofh8&change

        Mmmm…annoying women's anus' who act tuff…w/ nuts.

  • Ben

    Usually I'm against passive aggressive notes, but when someone prints out a book in my school's library and prevents other people from using it, I should be within my legal right to find that person and beat them.

  • Carter

    I Lol'ed at 21 as I know why he wants those things.

    • Fistfullofh8&change

      Making a space shuttle?

    • Megan

      soooooooo…. what is it for?

      • Bdrizzle

        Was that 'Dexters' shopping list?

        • anon

          it's for hydroponics, the guy was probably growing weed ^^

  • Kerl

    Civilization… spending most of your life in a prison with morons spreading negative vibes

    • Karl Hungus

      "Negative vibes?" Damned hippies.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Must've been black licorice.

  • cpt

    maybe if your were educated enough in such courses as 'spelling' and similar fields, you could work for a company that has 'competitive' wages, just a thought
    ill give you a pass on 'doughnuts'

  • hulkputcardinwallet

    #1 is not unreasonable. If you leave half eaten shit laying around the office not only are you lazy and wasteful, you are technically a fucken piece of shit. Look it up!

  • Slayer

    Some asshat was stealing people's food from the company fridge so when my sandwich was taken I went into action. I left another sandwich in the fridge and sure enough it was gone. Come to find out that ass clown had taken a bite out of my literal dog shit sandwich and almost had to go to the hospital because the taste in his mouth was so bad and he was gagging, spitting and gakking. Mother fucker never pulled that stunt again.

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