January 21, 2011 |
In: Funny, WTF
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People get a bit testy about these things.
You're responsible for the creation of some of these notices aren't ya you sick son of a bitch
#8 Hilarious! they all are actually. Well Done!
i like that one too..it's the best lol
I'd put laxative in my lunch and wait to see who takes the bait
Someone brought doughnuts to work one time. Some a**hole took one bite from 4 different doughnuts, then tossed them in the trash. As a result, there wasn't enough doughnuts for everyone. I was so mad.
How about when we had to cater a lunch at work for a big meeting… The food came, we were wrapping up the class for break….Came out to find that half of the lunches were eaten!
i had some of this happen with a roommate… ANNOYINGGG
i steal creamer for my coffee because its harder for them to tell if any is missing. i stop when there is only a quarter of it left. then, when THEY finish it and buy another one, i continue on
Buy your own, ya cheap-ass fuck.
You could at least have the courtesy to steal creamer from a nearby gas station rather than your coworkers.
Where I worked we had a problem with someone stealing food. It started all of a sudden about the time we got in 7-8 new temps. In about 2 weeks time I lost 2 hamburgers I brought in and there was 10-15 meals/bottle of soda missing. The 3rd time I brought in 2 in one day. One I hid in the very back of a drawer. The other I bought a double cheeseburger and between the 2 meat patties I put some India Ink. I told my supervisors what I did. Before first break the sandwich was gone and a little while later one of the new temps told the boss they needed to leave and never came back. I understand if someone doesnt have the money for food but there was no response offering help.
Hahahah – you clever git.
OUr company – you'd be hauled up before HR & the boss for something like that – but very ingenious of you.
I would LOL Why? I was doing things to my own food in my own lunch container. If someone goes out and gets a jalapeno burger and someone eats it and has a bad reaction is the person who's food it was get in trouble? That's just silly!
ill tell you who ate those lunches… it was that damn sasquatch
If stealing lunches is cool, consider me, Miles Davis.
That is the grossest thing I have ever heard in my life.
I'd literally put laxative in my food just to prevent this. Screw you thieves!!!!!!!!!!!!
what if you forgot you put laxative on your food later on during the day and you get hungry?
#13 Thanks for giving me another word for "Odor". I'd have had to look that one up!
The office fridge is the Vietnam of food storage- it's the law of the jungle in there. Unless properly defended, your sandwich becomes MY sandwich. Fuck off, you little douchecopter.
Rightly so Bob,
And when you die due to the rat poison sandwich bait I left in the fridge for turds like you, you only have yourself to blame.
Bon Appetit mofo!
You should check out http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bobcats2 Ize jus trollin'…
Heheheh – I knew what you were saying dude – seen it in the Oatmeal a while ago – teeheehee..
Even so – if you're being serious…. Mario's comment will most likely stick
Can you believe that these are all from the same place?? It's like the worst place to work in the world.
People who microwave fish are evil.
people who would be so low to steal other people's lunches need to be killed. i'm not even playing, i feel the same way about the scumbags who like to ruin it for everybody else when playing video games online. There's just no excuse for that type of behavior.
Try putting a bit of laxative or a nice hit of acid in it next time, you will find out real quick who ate what. Yea, it's mean….
I knew the guy stealing my shit at work didn't like spicy food so I laced my chicken sandwhich with a vindalloo flavour. Caught the mofo choking on it. Made him pay back the….£30!!!! ($42) worth of food he'd stolen off of me in the last year.
He later got fired for stealing so Karma was all so sweet lady!!
It is a black ink used by artists and calligraphy . It is basically charcoal and water. It is safe to eat but may cause diarrhea and of course, black stains.
I assumed its the person who doesn't have a car who eats others lunches or its the person who is in the break room the most.
I work in a prison, so I can't take a picture of the note I left on a bag of chocolate I had brought in. I had bought a brand new bag of Dove Dark Chocolate and put it in a drawer in my desk. The next day, I went in to work and looked in the drawer. The bag had been torn open and several squares of chocolate were missing. Not knowing if it was one of the officers or an inmate who would have stole my candy, I was unable to confront anyone. Instead, I left a sticky note that read: "I licked all of these." It's been a week. No more have gone missing
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This reminds me of my office!
From McLovin' It. "i steal creamer for my coffee because its harder for them to tell if any is missing. i stop when there is only a quarter of it left. then, when THEY finish it and buy another one, i continue on". You may not be so lucky next time…..laxative may be added and needless to say you will have to go home before the evidence spews onto the floor from your drawers. KARMA IS A BITCH !!!
How dumb is #11 that (s)he sat there and watched 'X' take the eggs?
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