“Planet of the Apes” star and former Sports Illustrated model Estella Warren was arrested for a DUI, assaulting a cop, and escaping. She hit three parked cars while driving under the influence in Los Angeles. Bad idea? Yea, it gets worse. She proceeds to get arrested for drinking and driving, kicked the arresting officer and then somehow squeezed her way out of her handcuffs later that evening. What a hot mess.