September 19, 2011 |
In: Food, Funny, WTF
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People who steal your food at work are the worst kind of scum.
I hope my co wrkers see this and think of me. Never steal my food!!!! Next time it'll be rat poison.
Sweet, I hope you enjoy prison food.
I don't condone thievery, but in their defense The Hidaway has really good pizza
#23 REALLY? LOL
In 5th grade I was jealous of every kid who brought their lunch…stealing food from the fridge is a great passive-aggressive way of making myself feel better about it without actually bullying them to their face. These people are almost asking for it!
I agree, push ahead of me at the copier and then don't clear out your paperjams, don't get a new toner… and your HOT POCKET is in MY POCKET.
And they said the note writers were passive-aggressive. You need to grow a pair (of ovaries? w/e…) and speak up when someone wrongs you instead of acting like a child.
Sarah…i think you just needed a hug.
I almost don't believe any of these are real, Seems like people are just making these up to get on the site, which is fine, because they are entertaining as all get out, but I have been working in an office for a few years, and never once had anyone steal my stuff with out asking.
well then youre lucky.
Why do the victims of food theft have no idea how to utilize correct punctuation and grammar? I wouldn't steal someone's food because I grew up with a brother, so I know how much it sucks to crave something all day and then find it missing, but the passive aggressive note would just make me pity the person. If your food keeps getting stolen, the thief probably isn't going to care about your "stinging" note and be shamed into contrition. Just don't put your food in the fridge. Does it suck? Yes. Is it fair? No. Are you an adult who should know by now that life is not fair and other people suck? I would hope the answer to this is yes, especially if you've managed to secure a job at a company that can afford a fridge for their employees in this economy.
Amen to that. My food never gets stolen. If I have hotpockets… I take them OUT OF THE BOX and put them in another bag and then STAPLE it. Duhhhhhh.
You really think a paper bag is going to stop me from stealing your lunch? I see a paper bag and assume that person is hiding something. What you need to do is buy some awful vegan frozen meal, and use the box as a hiding place for your delicious hot pockets.
I would guess the lack of proper nutrition has impaired their ability to think clearly.
Is it a crime if you poison your own food and put it in the fridge?
It should be you dope. What if you put poison in your hotpockets. And then somebody else came along and put their box of hotpockets in the fridge not knowing yours were in there. If stuff got moved around by people and the person came back for "their" unpoisoned hotpockets and "accidentally" grabbed your poisoned ones… Geez, you think you might be liable. You doooosh.
Already got the answer to this from our legal dept., so your answer is not really accurate nor appreciated. FYI, the word is 'douche'. Learn to spell it before you use it, douche.
ahhh, i love internet arguments/bashing
this post taught me that pregnant women are insufferable
Ha ha, i was thinking the same thing. Hormones are a bitch… To be fair, I turn into an animal when I have low blood sugar.
Yes, we are. I am pregnant and have had my food stolen 2x out of the work fridge. I left one of these little notes as well!
[...] People get quite passive aggressive when they’re hungry [...]
Bad call blaming the victims for being passive-aggressive. I work nights, and there's nothing more aggravating than having my Red Bull stolen at 4 am…
#16 … How does one spell "surveillance" correctly, but not "due"?
People rely on those damn red squigglies too much.
aaaaand this is why I took my milks for coffee/tea in a cooled thermos flask, and lunches in an insulated bag with ain iced cool block. no need for using office fridge where others could steal my stuff. and they laughed at me for my paranoia. who's the mental now Bitches?!
you still are. but in a winning way
I bet the chicks that run this site get no dick… 1st off they are not at all attractive, and they're pretty lame. I could deal with one of the other, but not both.
*My random thought of the day*
all these pregnant women should just stay at home with their insatiable appetites.
The 1800's called to say they are glad you left, but the problem is, we don't want you here either.
From personal experience…Sometimes the food is not stolen but thrown away. Some people I work with think that the fridge is their own personal property and they occupy complete drawers or shelves with their molded bread, rotten fruit & vegatables, a 2 wk. old half eaten sub sandwich, open bag of sour kraut, half can of soda that usually gets spilled and never cleaned up by the idiot that left it there, 3 bottles of mustard, 2 bottles of ketchup, a 6 pack of drinks, etc. etc. I am one of those people that will throw your crap away if it is old, left in there for more than a few days taking up space and also if you occupy 1/3 of the fridge/freezer leaving little room for other peoples food/drinks. Don't want your stuff thrown away or stolen? The BEST solution: do as the poster above named Emma Oliver & pack your stuff in a cooler and keep it with you or in a locker. Another solution: Don't leave your stuff in the fridge overnight or forever how long and occupy space that other workers may need. Bring only what you need for that day…it's not rocket science, so it shouldn't be too hard to pack a lunch on a daily basis…Millions of people do it every day.
if someone was stealing my things on a regular basis, i doubt i would be nice enough to warn them that i put things in there to make them sick. i'd just dose it with as much laxative as possible and enjoy their frantic rush to the bathroom.
I don't think passive-aggressive means what you think it means.
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