All aboard the DOUCHEBAG express (31 photos)


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  • tinacotts

    hi just registered ,, tina

  • BounceAround

    #17, is that a tan or is that a roasted piece of chicken which got a bit too burnt? Poor lad.

  • Ceige

    #28 Okay total idiot but I dig the Reptar shirt…

  • Katie

    #15 It's totally not

    • Ghost in the Machine

      Well said!

    • Montigue D'Angelo

      Yea I don't get it. What part of any Ayn Rand book seems to make it ok to be a douche bag? Especially Atlas Shrugged. To me that book was about how not to be a Douche Bag.

      • Dawg_Gone_It

        I agree. Unfortunately, not many will take the time to read Atlas Shrugged due to it's size. Instead, they'll try to get the cliff notes version from the web, find some collectivist troll's interpretation of it, and take it as gospel.

      • anderson

        Agreed. Way to drop the ball Berry.

  • OHChivette

    #19- Vinny is probably one of the only Jersey Shore people that isn't a douchebag…

    • Morgan

      i totally agree, that was the only reason to comment! Mike deserves that title 100%! #notcool

  • Rachel

    #15 only the second most influential book as voted by Library of Congress in THIS gallery? gtfo!

    • ChunWing

      This book is the only that doesn't belong in this post. Disappointing.

    • jaime

      The book sucks. Reads like a soap opera.

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  • Alexis

    OMG!! Not #5….nooooo

  • aaaa

    #19 Vinny is not a douche :(

  • Crystal

    #19 Vinny is so not a douche bag :(

  • hmmm

    I'm sure you meant to put "The Situation" instead of Vinny…

  • Donnie

    Douche & Douchettes mafugly to the fourth power. A hellva lot of SCARY!

  • Jenny Michele

    I'm seeing this as his dating profile pic, for some reason.

    • mixin dixon

      I see this as him having recently cashed in his pot of gold.

    • Katherine

      I'm also willing to bet that it's not working.

  • Nat

    What's wrong with #24 ?

    • TLynn

      I dont think he is a douche…I could actually see this on the Hot Men of the Berry some day….it's cute in a childish way

    • MNC

      I agree, he was on HMOTB!

    • @anonymous_alien

      He doesn't look that bad to me. The mustache cup makes him look like a cute goofball.

  • Ellington3

    One of the BEST posts you at the Berry have EVER done!

    I commend you! :)

  • SugarSkull

    #16 EW.
    #17 the darkest tan i have ever seen

    • Laura


  • Hayley Von Feldt

    #24 he looks like a cutie <3 not a douchie :P

  • 落合明日香

    # 1 looks like a roided up version of Jaime Kennedy. No bueno.

    • Justin

      You have to eliminate the space between # and 1 to get it to link the photo.


  • Chan

    #3 Why do girls keep doing this crap? Does it even FEEL like you're making a hot/sexy face? NO! Try it, if you are a reasonable person, just making the face makes you feel like a douche!

  • Drew

    Yep, those are some douchebags alright

  • itsme

    #10 looks like blackface

    • ono

      mean #17

  • Joest

    #9 #10 and #11 is M Pokora, a French singer.

    His songs are even worse than his look.

    • asdf

      #11 is actually from a video for a song called "Douchebag" by a band called Patent Pending. One of my sister's friends used to date a guy in the band so I recognized this, plus it actually says patentpending sideways on the picture :-) The song would go really well with this post.

  • Mac Miller

    mac miller's a douche????????

  • Macmillerisadouche

    ^^ yes he is

  • Iceman2509

    #29 #17
    I'd like to appologize to our African American friends. These douches are still white so don't feel bad.

  • sdface760

    mac miller isnt a douche. now some of his fans are but give the kid credit. he worked his ass off and got where he wanted to be without having a major label behind him promoting his shit on the kardashians or whatever show people are watching at the moment.

    • G-dogg


  • Edaea_Sinid

    #8 How to fuggly yourself in 3 easy steps:

    1. F*cking drown yourself in cosmetics;
    2. Inject a tenth of your weight in silicone to your lips;
    3. Repeat for boobs for maximum impact of looking like shit

    • Katherine

      Also, somehow make your hair poof away from head at least half a foot and straighten it to within an inch of its life.

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