February 24, 2012 |
In: Post Secret
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Doesn't everyone? I mean, if there's a secret book called Bro Tips for Dating, that's gotta be there
I don't care if I get one. Its physiologically natural and we know where this is going to end up anyway. I would think that you would feel flattered. But even if you don't its not like I can't control the rest of myself according to the mood.
and unless requested i'm not rubbing it all over your face
Hahaha, how is that required? I never do that…..I'd rather be ready to go then have a limp dick any day of the week.
i thought it was a rule of thumb to never go out with a loaded weapon?
But what if you're not going to have sex?
Then it'll be a short session when you get home
You realize that we can tell when you literally start to "heat up…" and so forth…
And we are cool with that.
I'm not so sure about that. I dated a guy who would get a boner if we'd do anything, then he'd act like I was all horned up with him. I'd say 90% of the time I was not, but he was convinced that I was.
Then that guy needed a release more often than you gave him. I was trying not to be crass when referring to a literal temperature change between women's legs and other biological signs. Because I have no idea how old you are and I don't want to go to prison: End of lesson.
Silly boys!! Sometimes girls feel that and then we get excited and we end up having unplanned sex! Duh!
I look younger than the age of consent? Nice. Chelsea=1, time=0.
That guy had an erectile dysfunction problem, but that's besides the point. He had no idea how to tell if I was in the mood. He just assumed if he was: I was. And he was all the freaking time. Like, under the dinner table at my parents' house, or at Chuck E. Cheese for my cousin's birthday, or watching Fight Club (that one actually made me really nervous. It totally wasn't during a Helena Bonham Carter scene, either). After four years of dating, he never knew how to read me.
#8 = Cape Town and it comes pretty close sometimes
#5 I do that. or have it out on the table so i know it won't accidently.
#10 you mastErbate?
#9 I want that with someone
#1 …. LAME
#9 I was like awwww then # 10 came up and was like uh! O_o xD
i'm just like #11
I like that there are happier secrets now! Most of them are so depressing.
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