HMOTB of the week: Jim Kirkland (32 photos)

You might recognize this HMOTB of the Week from the most recent Sunday Brunch post. He's hilarious and has a killer smile. As always, I'll let the HMOTB take it from here:

Hey there Berries! My name is Jim Kirkland. Born and raised in Snellville, GA, I am a rabid Georgia Bulldogs fan! I joined the US Marines out of high school and did 5 years of service. After getting out, I relocated to the beautiful city of Austin, TX where I now spend my days. I have an incredible 10 month old Boxer named Jet Fighter who is every bit as awesome as her name.

Nowadays I am an aspiring stand up comedian (and yes, I know I resemble Tosh a little bit). I'm not the best, I'm not the worst, but I love doing it and that's that! I would love to tour around doing shows for all our military members worldwide someday so stay tuned. In my free time I do love reading and playing piano. My drink is Maker's Mark on the rocks. I have the firm belief that South Park, The Simpsons, and Arrested Development are some of the best shows to ever grace television and I genuinely love old kung fu movies. I have never seen any of the Harry Potter movies or Twilights. I won't apologize for the Twilight part.

I have a great family and great friends and I don't know what I did to deserve them. I am so honored and happy to be a part of this online community that's about encouragement, not disparagement! You stay classy, Resignation Media!

If you have any more questions feel free to ask. If you're ever in Austin, feel free to look me up! Do what makes you happy, and remember: jealousy is often the loudest voice in the room!

My Twitter: @JimboKirkland


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  • Grace J

    I love animals and have a sense of humor as well – call me, maybe? BERRY worthy!

  • Meg

    Hot damn. I wish NY wasn't so far:/

  • Sarah

    You are adorable. Thank you for serving. If you move to Florida, look me up. #3, #12, and #16 are awesome!

  • Hillary

    Happy to see you know the importance of getting limber….and drinking simultaneously. #23

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Without a retox, there can be no detox…

  • MarissaAD

    He had me at South Park, The Simpsons, and Arrested Development

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Someone's got great taste in shows I see…

  • brialynnerose

    Whoa dude we went to brookwood elem together haha. Hey there! Nice to see ya

    • AyatollahTrolla

      BRIA!!! Oh man, we sure did! How the hell you been?! I grew a little since elementary school I think!

  • Lia

    Oh my god. You sir, are the perfect man.

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Perfect isn't as fun…I promise there are flaws!

  • Xiomara Brink

    As always, I'll let the HMOTB take it from here:

  • Mch

    I think I have to leave Amsterdam and get
    me a drink in a pub near Austin…
    Damn, why are you so funny and beautiful?
    And why don't they have more guys like you
    around here?

    America's always lucky…

  • Tara

    omg…sooo freaking hot!

  • MissChris

    #31 Oh my..! You know, I was born on the 31st… I think it's a sign that I should get this for my birthday! yum

  • lalexgeorge

    #18 Go Dawgs!!!!!!!

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Damn straight! Sic 'Em!

  • Jen

    oh my, military, funny, has a cute dog and an awesome body? WINNER!

  • sunshiner0niner

    man you're pretty

  • Victoria

    another good reason to be in Austin! as a bourbon fan myself, I say, cheers to you.

    • AyatollahTrolla

      As a bourbon gentleman, I cheers you back!

  • donna christine

    Nothing gets me like a man with a puppy. You are just great, thank you.

  • Charlotte

    YUM! Definitely Berry worthy!!!

  • Kchow

    Seriously…. Where can i find me one of these!! LA seems to have run all out of Awesome men like this!!

    • AyatollahTrolla

      You can find me in ATL actually!

  • Jessica

    You look like someone who enjoys life to the fullest….whoever raised you did a heck of a job!:)

    • AyatollahTrolla

      They sure did and I try and do right by them every day!

  • JustSuper77

    #14 You're even hot when you derp.

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Haha I didn't even think about that but this is me totally derping….good call!

  • Shellabella

    Now there's a man you'd be proud to be with! Funny, charming and devilishly handsome! I bet he'd be good to his lady too:) its a dissapointment that all men aren't this way! Cheers!

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Thank you! And I like to think I'm sweet to the girls I date too!

  • Impressed

    Hey I just saw you. And this is crazy. Keep calm and chive on… Now date me maybe? Haha:)

    • AyatollahTrolla

      Haha comment level: Impressive.

  • Caitlin

    now there's a sight for sore eyes!

  • Dawn

    Hmm well hello, I think he should hit me up. I live about 20 miles away and think he is adorable.

    • AyatollahTrolla

      I just moved from Austin to Atlanta actually but thank you!

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