• cara

    Haha I need to put a sign up like this one at work as well #16

  • sizzle

    p-nut butter? Really? Not sure if they're too stupid to spell "peanut" or too lazy to write two extra letters.

    • Natalia

      What about "non" of our mothers?

    • B. Davs

      I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THIS! (Enough that I needed to shout it.)

  • mrshelderman

    OMG #8? Is this a thing. I have never heard "if your red flower is blooming".

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #9 – Dear Mom, You named me after an early 70's country singer. We're done. Sincerely, Krystal freaking' Gale.

    • xoxo

      You do make a valid point.

  • airbornegf

    I need to start using #10 and #18 in my house, brilliant ideas.

  • Sherlock Holmes

    #20 vegemite. yum.

  • xoxo

    #14 barbed wire might help

    • PrivateProperty

      Better yet…put up electric wire and make sure to display many signs warning of the electric wire so the jerks can't sue you.

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