New York…we need to talk Belisa Silva on Jan 7, 2016 in Relatable 1 For those lucky enough to call New York City home, each day is filled with moments that remind us how much we love our fair city, as well as those that remind us what a dick New York can be. Here are the top reasons we scream inside our heads while braving a life in Gotham. 2 Public bathrooms Has someone been living…and shitting in here for the past year? 3GIF Rat alley I just saw something run by on my way to dinner in Chinatown. What could it be? 4 Sitting No rest for the weary. Not in bars, parks or any public place. Seat’s taken! 5GIF Dick prices From overpriced groceries to a freaking $25 cocktail….CHILL OUT NEW YORK! 6Ephemeral New York Port Authority Gross, terrible, smelly, farty, dirty and filled with 1970’s era wood paneling. 7GIF Tiny ass apartments The fact that I’m paying the same as my friend in Atlanta with 2K square feet doesn’t help. 8 Black snow It literally takes one day for New York snow to be transformed into sludgey, watery, dark-colored shit. 9GIF Dickhead cab drivers Oh you don’t want to go to Queens? Illegal! and dick. 10GIF Dicks on a train Men sitting while pregnant women stand, people eating burritos, two-seat occupiers and subway performers desperate for eye contact. 11GIF Cab shortages If there is a drop of rain you will never get a ride. 12GIF Packed subway Not to be that guy who pushes his way onto a completely congested subway car with multiple evil eyes on me, but I’m late for work. 13Moda Cum Laude Extreme temperatures Dying of heat in the subway and in the office, freezing our asses off on the street. 14GIF Times Square Every New Yorker knows why. 15Midtownlunch.com Street meat There’s a fine line between delicious and vomit-inducing. 16Jfkiat.com Getting to the airport Never ever easy. 17Ubernyc Finding your Uber We just spoke sir! You know exactly where I am. Actually you don’t. 18GIF Rain walk Any kind of precipitation in the air means precipitation on you, all the way to your socks. 19GIF Empty subway Emptiness means horror. 20 Pronouncing Le Pain Quotidien Let’s just go to Dunkin. 21NY Daily News Drinking holidays St. Patty’s, New Year’s Eve, Cinco De Mayo…New York has a way of making holidays that involve drinking into serious stress for all involved. 22GIF No matter how dick you can be, I love you New York!