Comedian Sarah Silverman made the perfect club song to listen to while you sit at home in sweatpants watching Netflix and eating delivery pizza. It’s titled “PERFECT NIGHT” and it outlines an evening of chilling hard, which is as enjoyable for people who hate clubs as clubs are for people who love them.
It also features a Skypeing will.i.am, who we all agree knows a thing or two about catchy tunes. Also featured: bong rips, masturbation, and a kinda scary-looking Chihuahua.
If this doesn’t motivate you to be utterly demotivated, then nothing will.