25 Of The Most Inspiring Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said About Women

In 2008, Barack Obama became the first African-American president—a groundbreaking albeit overdue development in our country’s history. In less than five months, we will see the succession of the 45th POTUS and we will have a choice—not just between Republican and Democrat but between male and female, between stagnation and progress.

Luckily, at the very least, both of our candidates are in tune with women’s rights. Hillary has to be on account of she’s a woman herself and all, but Trump is just a really inspirational, forward-thinking, feminist kinda guy. So inspirational, in fact, that I was inspirited to compile a list of his most stirring moments.


Related: Louis C.K.’s Airplane Analogy About Hillary, Bernie, And Trump Is Kinda Perfect


1. On how to deal with women:

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2. On bad press:

“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — from an interview with Esquire, 1991

3. On film:

“My favorite part [of Pulp Fiction] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: ‘Bitch be cool.’ I love those lines.”— TrumpNation: The Art of Being The Donald, 2005

4. On his daughter:

“[Ivanka] does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”— an interview with The View, 2006

5. On breastfeeding:

“You’re disgusting, you’re disgusting!”— shouted at lawyer Elizabeth Beck when she requested a break to go pump breastmilk, 2011

6. On a Apprentice contestant:

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 7. On proper job qualifications:

“I bet you make a great wife.”— to a contestant on The Apprentice during a job interview, 2005

8. On Angelina Jolie:

“I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not—I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.” — an interview with Larry King, 2007

9. On menstruation:

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever. In my opinion, she was off base.” — on Fox News host Megyn Kelly, after she moderated a GOP debate, 2015

10. On marriage:

“I would never buy Ivana any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?”— Vanity Fair, 1990

11. On the female form:

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12. On sexual assault in the military:

“26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?” — Twitter, 2013

13. On political correctness:

“While Bette Midler  is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”— Twitter, 2012

14. On his own irresistibility:

“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”- How To Get Rich, 2004

15. On Hillary Clinton and the “women’s card”:

“All of the men, we’re petrified to speak to women anymore. We may raise our voice. You know what? The women get it better than we do, folks. They get it better than we do. If she didn’t play that card, she has nothing.” — at a campaign rally in Spokane, Washington, in May 2016

16. On Hillary Clinton, generally:

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17. On abortion:

“There has to be some form of punishment.” — to MSNBC reporter Chris Matthews, 2016

18. On Cher:

“Cher is somewhat of a loser. She’s lonely. She’s unhappy. She’s very miserable.” – in an interview with Fox News, 2012

19. On Arianna Huffington’s divorce:

“[Arianna Huffington] is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”— Twitter, 2012

20. And once more:

“How much money is the extremely unattractive (both inside and out) Arianna Huffington paying her poor ex-hubby for the use of his name?”— Twitter, 2015

21. On Heidi Klum:

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22. On himself, in third person:

“Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.” – In third person aloud, 2013

23. On what it takes to be a reporter:

“You wouldn’t have your job if you weren’t beautiful.” – to a female reporter at the Miss America Pageant, 2014

24. On Rosie O’Donnell:

“Rosie O’Donnell is disgusting — both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she’s a slob. How does she even get on television? If I were running The View, I’d fire Rosie. I’d look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, “Rosie, you’re fired.” We’re all a little chubby but Rosie’s just worse than most of us. But it’s not the chubbiness — Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out.” – in an interview with ET, 2006

25. On women, in general:

“Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.” — from his book The Art of the Comeback, 1997

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