Dedicated Swifties were disappointed as Independence Day came to a close and the goth-no-more pop star had posted one lone photograph on her Instagram. Where were all those star-studded pictures we’d been waiting for? Where were the festivities at Taylor’s Rhode Island house, the one she bought for the seemingly sole purpose of hosting July 4th parties?
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Dedicated Taylorites needn’t have worried, as our girl and all her girls somehow synchronized posting all of their photos together a day late. I don’t know if they had more fun than you seeing as beer, hot dogs, and hamburgers are noticeably missing from their Independence Day festivities, but either way, they certainly looked better than you. Let’s have a gander.
Here is Taylor and her girl squad:
None of whom include people with a BMI over 5, apparently.
Taylor with blonde best friends/supermodels Gigi Hadid and Cara Delevingne in matching swimsuits:
Taylor and Cara on a gross hill in a gross neighborhood:
Taylor and blonde supermodel Karlie Kloss going down a giant blowup slide:
Taylor and Karlie at the bottom of said giant blowup slide:
Some more giant slide pics, featuring actresses Kennedy Raye and Blake Lively:
As well as Everybody’s Favorite Lesbian, Ruby Rose:
Ok enough giant slide pics. This is Taylor with her best friends, Abigail and Gigi:
What looks to be an engaging onesie-filled game of charades (?):
What looks to be a very normal way of lounging:
Most importantly, though, the picture we’ve all been waiting for:
Tom Hiddleston (in espadrilles!) gazing lovingly into Taylor’s eyes, seated next to #RelationshipGoals couple Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, the former of whom probably wishes he was elsewhere if his facial expression is any indication.
As aforementioned, the lack of beer and grub is disturbing. Do people this beautiful just not need to eat? Do they subsist on Instagram likes and coconut water alone?