15 Life-Altering Beauty Products For Lazy Girls


Life is hard enough without having to think about beautifying yourself. At least for those of who are too lazy/busy to spend an hour showering, fixing our hair, or contouring our faces.

But that’s ok! Because it’s 2016, and good hardworking folks over at the cosmetics companies have realized equally hardworking girls need easy ways to look hot. This means beautification while you sleep. This means one product that does five things. This means not having to shower if you don’t want to. This is what being an adult is all about! The economics of time!

Or, you know. Pretending you aren’t a completely apathetic couch-dweller.

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1. This peel-off brow tint:


Rejoice, all ye time and brow-challenged women! Tint My Brows Gel is a (duh, gel) product you apply before bed and peel off in the morning for fuss-free colored brows. They last for up to a week and survive sweat and water. Just make sure to let the gel set before you fall asleep, or risk waking up with brown streaks galore.

Get it here for $11

2. James Read overnight tan face mask:

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Yet another beauty product that works while you sleep— the James Read Sleep Mask Tan goes on as a clear gel, meaning no orange-smeared pillowcases, and gives your face a subtle tan glow for the entire day. It’s a little costly, but you can’t but a price tag on effortless beauty.

Get it here for $41

3. H&M’s Eyeshadow pencil:


I know, I know, you’re all ‘H&M makeup? Nah’ but hear me out: Not only is this handy pencil water-resistant, versatile in color and function, and velvety AF, it’s only six bones!

Get it here for $6

4. Nails Inc. Spray-On Nail Polish:


Spray paint nail polish on, rinse off the paint that gets anywhere but your nail. The beauty product equivalent of ‘work smart, not hard.’

Get it here for $12

5. Eucerin In-Shower Moisturizer:


Skip the entire step that is moisturizing after a shower and just do it in the shower. It seems counterintuitive, but that’s how magic (/science) works. All residue just washes right off, so pat dry, get dressed, and book it out the door before you’re late for work again.

Get it here for $10.99

6. NUDESTIX Clean-Up Pencil:

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Take off hard-to-reach makeup or quickly fix an eyeliner blunder with this NUDESTIX crayon. Versatile and all-natural, it’s like an eraser for your face.

Get it here for $24

7. B&B Hair Styler:

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When it comes to hair, air drying is prone to leave frizz and blow-drying is haaaard. Bumble & bumble’s Don’t Blow It hair styler allows you to have smooth, soft, frizz-free locks without weighing them down or making them crunchy. Just smooth the product on right out the shower and you’re good to go. Bonus: UVA/UVB filters help protect against damaging sun rays.

Get it here for $31

8. Multitasking stain:


Chosungah 22’s Click Click Click Tint pen is like The Swiss Army Knife of makeup— apply a dash of color to your cheeks, lips, or eyes with little smudging.

Get it here for $20

9. Philosophy’s Line-Erasing Blur Stick:


This ‘Miracle Worker’ Blur is like an Instagram filter for your face. Just a few swipes across your T-zone will visibly tone down all kinds of wrinkles, lines and oil, without the cakiness that accompanies foundation and coverup.

Get it here for $32

10. Bliss firming cream:

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Even the tater-iest of couch potatoes have 20 seconds to spare twice a day, which is all the time you need for FatGirlSlim to visibly reduce troublesome cellulite. Only downside is once you stop using it the cellulite returns, but the aesthetic is enough to tide you over confidence-wise while you diet and exercise (ugh) to firm those thighs up naturally.

Get it here for $36

11. A color-boosting hair mask:


All hair, whether colored or natural, starts to look kinda ‘meh’ after a while. This temporary coloring nutritive mask from Christophe Robin nourishes your hair while giving it’s color a dimension that goes beyond just hiding grays.

Get it here for $51

12. Sonia Kashuk’s Highlighter Stick:

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Highlighter is hella underrated, which is a shame as it is every lazy girl’s BFF. This Chic Luminosity stick provides a natural-looking radiance whether dabbed atop foundation, at the corners of eyes, or simply on its own during super hot gross days. Keep it in your purse for a shimmery pick-me-up with a quick flick of the wrist.

Get it here for $10.99

13. An overnight face mask:


Don’t worry, I wasn’t done with products that work while you don’t. Rub Soko Glam’s  V-Line Sleeping Pack mask into your face before bed and wake up refreshed the next morning with ultra-hydrated skin.

Get it here for $16

14. This GLOV makeup remover:

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Removing makeup has never been easier. No more tedious scrubbing with that eye-stinging towelette! Just run some water over this on-the-go finger puppet to use it then scrub it with some soap when you’re done.

Get it here for $12.99

15. Readybath Complete Wipes:

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There’s no shame in not showering a couple of days in a row, but there is simply no excuse to come into work smelling like a dumpster. This is because products like Readybath Complete Wipes exist- a shower without all that water. Ultimately lazy chick necessity.

Get a pack of 30 here for $38.45

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