17 Quotes From Britney Spears For When You Need An Instagram Caption

You’ve taken a dope picture, cropped it just right, applied a filter that accentuates your subject (yourself, often) without looking overly-filtered, you hit ‘next’ to post on IG and…shit. You realize you don’t have a caption.

Normally, this wouldn’t be that big of a deal. You can just choose any assortment of Emoji in lieu of words. Not today, though. Today, you need a caption worthy of your picture, one that’ll get across precisely what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling but in not so many words. Something short and sweet.

A notion that embodies Britney Spears as a human being, to perfection. Come to think of it, Britney Spears is perfection. Everything she has ever done or said in her sweet southern twang is perfection. I’ve compiled 17 of those things for you to use as IG captions in a variety of situations.

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1. When you post a fire selfie:

“If you love yourself, it will all work out.”

2. When you’re trying to be relatable:

“I’m pretty normal, you know? I’m like everybody else.”

3. When you’re trying to stunt on people:


4. When you’re feeling ~enigmatic~:

“I go through life like a Karate Kid.”

5. When you’re feeling inspirational:

“I ain’t perfect, but you ain’t either.”

6. When you’ve having a quiet night in:

“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people.”

7. When you’re fishing for compliments:

“I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.”

8. When you’ve turned another year older:

“I used to be a cool chick but I’m not anymore.”

9. When you’re feeling yourself:


10. When you post a gym selfie:

“You better work bitch!”

11. When you wear your Star Wars graphic tee:

“I’m such a dork!”

12. When you’re feeling emo:

“My life is worse than a prison sentence.”

13. When haters abound:

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14. When you’re feeling low-maintenance:

“I love ponytails. I’m a wash-and-go girl.”

15. When you’re smiling real hard:

“I think cheese is good, extra cheesy!”

16. When you’re arguing with your SO and need to throw a passive-aggressive jab:

“You’ll never see it my way, because you’re not me.”

17. When you post a hungover selfie:

“I sit there and I look back and I’m like: I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”

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