This Little Girl Has Had It Up To HERE With These Fucking Dad Jokes

Being a dad comes with many responsibilities: parental care, fatherly wisdom, unconditional love … and a plethora of terrible jokes.

And no matter how old you are, your dad will still manage to embarrass and/or infuriate you with flat jokes and low-hanging puns. We really shouldn’t be surprised — it’s part of their modus operandi.

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One little girl learned this lesson the hard way, when she requested an iPad as a gift from her Dad, Imgur user DrunkCinderella . What did she receive instead? Oh, just a medical-grade, sterile eye pad from CVS Pharmacy. You can almost hear her dad laughing in the background and saying “Get it? EYE PAD?”

The look on this kid’s face is priceless, and should be labeled as the Patented Dad Joke Glare. You can tell that she’s just about had it with her dad’s shit, and she’s not gonna take it anymore.

DrunkCinderella was clearly aware of the potentially-diabolical consequences of his actions. This dad had better sleep with one eye open tonight, because the level of “don’t-fuck-with-me” vibes coming from this little girl are astonishing.

And honestly? We’ve all been there, when a Dad Joke struck unexpectedly. We’ve all experienced the same chagrin, and groaned the same exasperated groan. We have all looked at our dads with the same expression as this little girl.

Sometimes it’s a corny pun, and sometimes it’s a joke that’s been completely robbed of its humor …

… but regardless of its form, we all know it when we see it.

Dad Jokes: the leading cause of cringing in this country.

However, please be advised that Dad Jokes are really just reserved for fathers and father-like figures. Don’t step on their toes by being a young, hipster, Dad-Joke-maker. Show some damn respect.

And also just know that if you make a Dad Joke, you’re gonna get a stony-faced glare. Those are the rules of the game.

 

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