Orlando Bloom’s Massive Dick Shadow Is Making People Thirsty AF

This morning may have started off like any normal run-of-the-mill Thursday, until you opened up your browser to discover that something BIG happened in celeb-ville. Yes, by something big I’m obviously referring to a penis…or more specifically the impressive shadow of one belonging to Orlando Bloom. Turns out this Lord Of The Rings hottie is hung like a horse.

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Orlando Bloom and his latest romance Katy Perry were enjoying a relaxing beach vacay in Italy, when they were spotted paddle boarding.


Eyes were quickly drawn to Bloom majestically kneeling behind Perry wearing nothing but a hat and sunglasses. Needless to say, New York Daily News snagged a few shots of this mouthwatering scene. It wasn’t long before fans noticed that while his man piece may be censored, it’s monumental AF shadow was not.

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I mean…

Obviously, the Internet had some pretty thirsty things to say about the Pirates star.

Tbh, we might just need a minute here.


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