This morning may have started off like any normal run-of-the-mill Thursday, until you opened up your browser to discover that something BIG happened in celeb-ville. Yes, by something big I’m obviously referring to a penis…or more specifically the impressive shadow of one belonging to Orlando Bloom. Turns out this Lord Of The Rings hottie is hung like a horse.
Orlando Bloom and his latest romance Katy Perry were enjoying a relaxing beach vacay in Italy, when they were spotted paddle boarding.
Eyes were quickly drawn to Bloom majestically kneeling behind Perry wearing nothing but a hat and sunglasses. Needless to say, New York Daily News snagged a few shots of this mouthwatering scene. It wasn’t long before fans noticed that while his man piece may be censored, it’s monumental AF shadow was not.
Obviously, the Internet had some pretty thirsty things to say about the Pirates star.
Tbh, we might just need a minute here.