35 Tweets For People Who Love Fast Food More Than Just About Anything Else

Personally, if I had the ability to eat all the fast food (ALL. THE. FAST. FOOD.) without suffering any consequences, (smelling like a foot, dying an early death, etc.) it would be a no-brainer. I’d be slinging Big Macs, fries dipped in Frostys, and pepperoni pizzas with reckless abandon. Unfortunately, I am an egomaniac and I want to live forever so I limit my fast food intake to once or twice a week. But I love it so much. I love it all. I do not discriminate fast food. I am not a food elitist. I am the opposite- a food populist.


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