Good God, Kim K’s Vacation Photos Take Thirst Traps To A Whole New Level

Once again, we find ourselves captivated and mesmerized by one of modern America’s most valuable assets: Kim Kardashian’s butt.

More specifically, the unbelievable hotness that is Kim’s nature-defying post-baby body.

Kim was vacationing in Mexico this past weekend, at producer and entrepreneur Joe Francis’ house in Punta Mita. (Francis is the founder and producer of Girls Gone Wild — which will make perfect sense by the end of this post.)

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Nothing better than @realjoefrancis's house in Punta Mita! Thank you for the best memories! #CasaAramara

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And, in addition to sunning and relaxing from her incredibly stressful, Taylor Swift-filled life, Kim found some time to take a photo or two. Turns out, a Mexico vacay for Kim K means a bevy of unapologetically-sexy snaps, the majority of which can only make us say “WE ARE NOT WORTHY.”

Kim and pal Jasmine Sanders pretended as though they had no idea what an elaborate thirst-trap they were building with these slaying shots.

#VacayVibez @golden_barbie

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However, a clear shot of Kim’s “assets” proved that this girl’s weekend was all about making the boys (and girls) back home thirsty.

 

I mean, come on. You don’t model such a killer swimsuit just to promote your clothing line — you model it to promote your rockin’ bod.

New KIMOJI Merch available for just the weekend! Go to KimKardashianWest.com or my app to get it!

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Here’s a better shot, in case there was any confusion about Kim’s hotness.

 

Twerking in the pool? Kim’s got you covered there, too — because both haters and admirers can just eat their hearts out, as far as Kimmy’s concerned.

In honor of @styledbyhrush birthday a month ago LOL she taught me how to twerk on this trip so I'm posting it for her 😜

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Naturally, Kim couldn’t model another swimsuit without applying a generous helping of baby oil. Although those curves could probably glimmer on their own, if given the chance.

 

In case you were unable fully process your thirst, there was also a requisite wet T-shirt pic.

Beach selfies of course! 🐚📷🐚

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What? It’s just some innocent frolicking in the sand, nothing sinful happening here!

👀

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Oh, yeah, and this swimsuit also exists. Please pick your jaw up off the ground.

Selfish in Mexico

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Can’t have a proper photoshoot without showing off those famous Kim K cheeks!

I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole 🍾

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Thank you, Kim, for reminding us that you are ridiculously fine. And here’s another little reminder, for the cheap seats in the back.

The evidence is clear: Kim may have given birth to two kids, but she’s not about to let motherhood stop her from feeling dishy AF.

And if these photos aren’t the epitome of a successful ladies weekend, then I don’t know what is. They’ve got butts, boats, sand and shameless selfies. What more could you possibly ask for?

Maybe a glass of water to satiate your newfound thirst?

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