Having lived on this earth for 24 years and only having La Croix in it for 2, the rest of that time just seems like it was wasted. La Croix is hands down the absolute best way to hydrate, and if you disagree do you even enjoy being happy?
I first discovered La Croix after college while living with my first roommate in NYC. I was working at a major media company and riding a train full of smelly people over an hour each way–sometimes at midnight since I worked the late afternoon shift. I found my first can of La Croix at a bodega in my neighborhood and it was love at first taste. It became my little treat to myself as I found myself pressed against sweaty bodies.
Then when I moved to Los Angeles I realized I wasn’t alone and everyone out here was obsessed with the lightly flavored seltzer water brand. If you’re like me and need sparkling water just to get through your day here’s what flavor you should drink based on your sign.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
You absolutely should drink Pamplemousse, you confident and courage person, you! Like the word pamplemousse, people don’t always understand you, but deep down you know you’re the best of the astrological signs.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Like Lime La Croix, you are reliable and people know what they’re getting when it comes to you. Sure, you may be stubborn sometimes, but like lime, you’re a crowd pleaser.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Much like Gemini people, Cran Raspberry La Croix often confuses and befuddles people since it is trying to be two things at once. Thankfully much like Gemini, Cran Raspberry is subtle and ultimately wins every person it comes into contact with over.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Sensitive, sweet, emotional, and loyal. You should be drinking Orange La Croix, you beautiful and delicate flower, you.
Leo: July 23 -August 22
Creative and passionate are the two adjectives that are most often associated with you! Thankfully, you should be drinking coconut La Croix, a flavor just as daring as you are.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Loyal and hardworking, just like Lemon La Croix, a flavor so reliable you’d be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t appreciate you.
Libra: September 23 -October 22
Balanced and just refreshing enough, you should be drinking Pure La Croix. Some people may call you boring, but you know that sometimes the classic is the best.
Scorpio: October 23 -November 21
Polarizing and intense, you should be drinking a peach pear La Croix. People may not always like you, but the ones who do will love you with a deep intensity.
Sagittarius: November 21 – December 21
Always an uninhibited free spirit, Sagittarius should ditch the traditional La Croix flavors and go with something a little bit more wild today like the pomme-bayá (apple-berry) flavor.
Capricorn: December 22 -January 19
Responsible and disciplined are two words that often describe Capricorns. However, you like to get crazy every now and then which is why you should be drinking Melón Pomelo (which is essentially Kiwi-grapefruit)
Aquarius: January 20 -February 18
Progressive and original, Berry La Croix is what you should be drinking. With a tendency to confound people and have them be unable to understand your very existence with your powerful creativity, berry suits you.
Pisces: February 19 -March 20
Much like Piña Fraise (which is Strawberry Pineapple) people love you because you’re creative, inventive, and you’re always keeping people on their toes.