This Girl Got Her Wisdom Teeth Removed And Promptly Told Her Mom She Was Choking ‘On A Big Black C**k’

If you have yet to get your wisdom teeth removed, you should seriously consider it. I mean, obviously it’s expensive and painful — but it’s also your best opportunity to gain newfound internet celebrity, if previous viral videos have taught us anything.

However, you might want to ensure that your mom isn’t the one to drive you home afterward, lest you happen to start spewing obscenities.

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Mickaela Brooke Slaughter, of Houston, Texas, did not foresee this possibility when she went to the oral surgeon, and, as she was being loaded into her mother’s minivan (we’ve all been there, haven’t we?), she proceeded to giver her mom an earful.

And by “earful,” I mean that she exclaimed that she was choking on a “big fat black dick,” and then started to chant “BBC! Big Black Cock!”

Which is like, hilarious, but also maybe not something you want to yell at a beloved family member?

Mickaela then proceeded to roll around in her wheelchair before finally succumbing to the inevitability of getting in the car and going home — but not before she yelled at her mom to stop “touchin’ my tit!”

The biggest kicker of all? Mickaela is actually a registered dental assistant in Houston. Which simultaneously makes no sense, as well as all the sense in the world.

Some have speculated that the video may have been staged, but who can really verify what any of us are truly capable of saying when we’re loaded up on oral surgery anesthetics?

Also, we need to talk about how this video accurately captures the excruciating torture of motherhood: you try to be nice and caring and pick your kid up from surgery, and then they just get angry and start yelling at you about cocks.

If that isn’t a form of birth control, I don’t know what is.

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