30 Hilarious First Date Tweets From People Who Deserve To Find Love

First dates notoriously go wrong way more often than they go right. In the moment, it’s disheartening and depressing at the very best. But you get over a terrible first date pretty fast, on account of having zero invested in it. Sometimes they can even make for fantastic stories to whip out your back pocket on future dates.

What I’m saying is, if you recently had a bad first date and you’re feeling sort of down on yourself, like maybe you’re going to be single forever and ever and you’re undateable, well then maybe you are, who’s to say? I don’t know you. But at least these tweets will give you a good chuckle, relegating your infinite loneliness to the back burner if only for 5 minutes.


See Also: 17 Hilarious Tweets About Marriage That Might Be Too Real For Any Married Woman


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More: 19 Hilarious Tweets About Online Dating That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

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