18 Jokes For Any Girl Who Gets A Little Salty When She’s Hungry

You know the feeling: it’s about 7 PM, you and your partner are driving around aimlessly, in a vain attempt to locate a possible dinner venue. Morale is low, and sinking by the minute. Your stomach is growling like a ravenous varmint. You have probably (definitely) said some things that you regret. You know that, if you don’t get something to eat soon, you will spontaneously morph into a Gremlin.

Such is the struggle for hangry girls around the world.

Here are some photos that women who are serious about their food will honestly and brutally relate to — as long as they’re sated and not salivating at the mouth.

1. You have no f**kin’ time for other people’s hunger.

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2. The hunger literally sucks your joy right out of you.

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3. You become a ~*tad*~ dramatic when you’re hangry.

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4. Your coworkers both respect and fear your hunger pangs.

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5. You won’t hang out unless there’s finger food involved.

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6. The “Restaurant Waiting Game” is your own personal torture.

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7. You’re a loyal friend — except for when it comes to sharing snacks.

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8. You lose your ever-loving shit when your significant other won’t pull his own food weight.

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9. But, really — he should have known.

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10. Patience is definitely not your strong suit when it comes to meal times.

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11. When you’re being salty, it’s almost always exclusively food-related.

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12. Your friends are now experts at spotting your hunger mood-swings.

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13. Life always seems bleakest before the food.

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14. But really — don’t these waiters understand that TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE??

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15. You usually have to apologize for your pre-food behavior.

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16. There is no happier princess in the land than you, about to eat some f**kin’ food.

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17. And really, you’re a totally delightful person — as long as you’ve been fed.

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18. Eating is your religion, that’s all. And you’re pretty damn devout.

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