Kim Kardashian’s Latest Fashion Troll Is Completely NSFW

Remember when Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian’s closet a complete overhaul and threw away like everything (“Kanye’s, like, inspired me to be a little more of an individual”)? I was so grateful to him. It was like, she needed his fashion acumen to shed her miraculously lingering early 00’s aesthetic and bloom into the beautiful trendsetting diva we never thought she could be.

Take, for instance, this utterly confounding dominatrix/peasant/corset look we’ve got going on here. What is happening? Who knows? Who cares? I adore it.


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Now I implore you to cast your eyes upon what can only be deemed the most sexual rainy day outfit anyone has ever worn in the history of rainy days. That might sound like an exaggeration, but the following pictures will prove it is not:

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Can we take one millisecond to appreciate the dude on the left’s slides and matching blurry Jumpman tattoo?

Great. Moving on. The boots. THE BOOTS! Dare I say they can be categorized under both fashion and function?

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Kim and outfit made an appearance earlier this week in New York City, sporting the aforementioned heeled thigh-high waterproof boots (I refuse to call them ‘rain boots’), a pair of cutoff denim shorts, a white furry clutch, a basically transparent corset bra, and an oversized denim jacket from Kanye’s PABLO collection.

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On her neck she sports a choker spelling out ‘SAINT’, a Karma El Khalil piece worth $10,000, with which you can purchase a brand new 2016 Chevy Spark, in case you were wondering (you weren’t.) You were probably distracted by her awesome exposed titties to think about anything else:

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GIG!

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The magic didn’t stop there. Later that day, Kim slipped into some evening wear, which included another pair of thigh-high boots (this time in dazzling metallic) and a wholly sheer metallic dress to match.

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Our girl is feeling her body since her weight loss, and we’re feeling it too. You do you, kween.

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