son: "i wanted a dog, what the hell is this"
me: "when i was your age i didnt even have a pet, just think yourself lucky you have an oyster"
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) June 9, 2016
me: when I was your age there was a band called Hoobastank
grandson: his mind is clearly degraded. that cannot be true. the old man is dying
— ski PEPSI ‘fin’ acct (@ruinedpicnic) March 6, 2015
Someday I'll tell my daughter, "When I was your age, we didn't even HAVE dry shampoo to mask our unshowered depression."
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) June 25, 2015
SON: Can I borrow some money?
DAD: For what?
SON: To buy a car.
DAD: When I was your age, we didn't have cars, or money. Here's a rock.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 15, 2016
Listen to me son. When I was your age we didn't have fancy iPads or kneecaps. We had to sleep on halibuts and eat dust just to get by.
— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) May 24, 2014
Kids developing apps these days. When I was your age I was developing anxiety.
— Ranting Pakistani (@RantsPakistani) August 30, 2016
*stands outside of weed dispensary* KIDS WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE BOUGHT WEED IN PARKING LOTS FROM SIBLINGS' WEIRD FRIENDS LIKE GODDAMN ADULTS
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) August 24, 2016
You remind me of myself when I was your age so now we have to fight to the death because there can be only one.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 5, 2013
Listen, son, when I was your age, we played outside all the time. By age 8, 6 friends had already been hit by cars.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) May 31, 2015
"when I was your age I had a hard time dating too. you'll find someone. don't worry."
"I'm 98 now. it never got better."
"oh ok word."
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) August 24, 2016
[in a college bar] When I was your age we only got a birthday, none of this month shit. And playing Pokémon was considered extremely uncool.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 23, 2016
When I was your age, video game controllers were hard wired to the console And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
— Amanda Blain (@amandablain) September 6, 2016
me: when i was your age
grandkids: not again
me: it was before harambe..*choking up*..passed
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) September 3, 2016
C’mere son. Here’s something your grampa taught me when I was your age and feelin’ blue *screams into a pillow for 40 days*
— vineyille (@vineyille) July 25, 2014
When I was your age there wasn't any mobile homes, only landline homes.
— JasonLastname (@JasonLastname) August 18, 2015
*Turns 18 years old*
Dad : When i was your age i was 19.
— ShahrukhDeSheykk🇵🇰 (@sachibatao) September 1, 2016
old man: "when i was your age telephones were attached to the wall"
me: [using iphone that's plugged in 14hrs a day] "well that sounds shit"
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) May 6, 2016
When I was your age we had to play in a gravel pit..
4: *blink, blink*
Yeah ok, go play in the ball pit..
— Obi (@ThaJawn) September 7, 2016
When I was your age, no one sexted. We threw rocks against a girl’s window like a proper gentleman!
— Matt Bearden (@MattBearden) August 31, 2016
When I was your age, we needed to read live blogs to find out what Apple was announcing during a keynote.
— Neil Cybart (@neilcybart) September 7, 2016
"When I was your age, I had to walk uphill both ways, barefoot, carrying a wooden cross, while wearing a crown of thorns."
– Jesus as a dad
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) January 8, 2014
Be grateful, millennials, for Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. When I was your age, we had Victoria Jackson.
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) January 14, 2013
when I was your age , I was ugly LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 16, 2016
When I was your age, my dad used to call ME in the bathroom to survey his impressive bowel movements because Snapchat wasn't invented yet.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) July 10, 2013