Is Taylor Swift An Evil Clone Of This Famous ’80s Satanist? (No. But Also Maybe.)

For at least several years now, the eerie similarity between newly-single Taylor Swift and prominent ‘80s Satanist Zeena LaVey (that’s a Satanist name if ever I heard one) has been popping up in side-by-side images around Twitter and Tumblr.

And while, presumably, conspiracy theories linking these two individuals via some sort of paranormal thread were jokey, they are now trending again in all seriousness because the Internet is cyclical and life is a sick joke. I’m only sort of kidding.

Although the physical similarities between the two are certainly striking, conspiracy theorists generally subscribe to two schools of thought— Swift is a reincarnation of LaVey (this would only make sense if LaVey were dead. She is not) or— and this is the one that makes more sense and I can’t believe I just wrote that— Swift is a clone, birthed with help of LaVeys Satanist DNA.

Naturally, that would mean the Illuminati is involved. Kindly direct your attention to this very scientific Instagram post:

To the left #TaylorSwift to the right #ZeenaLaVey. Let's not overlook the uncanny resemblance between the two. Some say it's her #clone. The illuminati is known for doing this. They clone successful and influential people that will continue to carry out their sinister agenda for mankind ( keanu Reeves, mark zuckerberg, many other celebs) look into it. The video #badblood itself has a lot of satanic symbols and messages. Here it shows "catastrophe" (swift ) kicked out the window by "arsyn" ( #SelenaGomez). Then it shows swift getting her body reconstructed making her superhuman or maybe immortal. Hebrew #gematria word value for "zeena Taylor bad blood" is "identical twins" with a number value at "1330" which "33" is obviously associated with the illuminati. "Catastrophe" has an English #gematria word value of " devil horns" and "keanu Reeves" Coincidence?? "Arsyn" has a word value for "hexagram" and "funeral" ( swift appeared dead in the video ). #musicindustry #Rapindustry #fucktheelite #fuckthegovernment #Fuckthesystem #killuminati #newworlddissorder #ForbiddenKnowledge #exposingthetruth #exposed #MURIKKKA #nasalies #Flatearth #populationcontrol #angenda21 #entertainmentindustry #hollyweird #hellywood #politics #obama #hillary  #berniesanders #DonaldTrump #presidentialelection

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The caption reads: 

The illuminati is known for doing this. They clone successful and influential people that will continue to carry out their sinister agenda for mankind ( keanu Reeves, mark zuckerberg, many other celebs) look into it.
The video #badblood itself has a lot of satanic symbols and messages. Here it shows “catastrophe” (swift ) kicked out the window by “arsyn” ( #SelenaGomez). Then it shows swift getting her body reconstructed making her superhuman or maybe immortal.
Hebrew #gematria word value for “zeena Taylor bad blood” is “identical twins” with a number value at “1330” which “33” is obviously associated with the illuminati. “Catastrophe” has an English #gematria word value of ” devil horns” and “keanu Reeves” Coincidence?? “Arsyn” has a word value for “hexagram” and “funeral” ( swift appeared dead in the video ).

So, basically, the ‘real’ Taylor Swift (the one with all the curls?!?!) was taken by the ~Illuminati~ and replaced with LaVey’s evil clone. Also, can we leave Keanu Reeves out of this? Leave the man alone, for crying out loud.

See Also: Katy Perry’s New Album Shades Taylor Swift So Hard It’s Almost Too Much

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