This Designer Collaborated With PornHub And We Can Tell

New York Fashion Week never fails to bring us a myriad of rather unique looks. We won’t soon forget Kanye’s Yeezy Season 3 nor will Season 4‘s epic failure be overlooked either. However, we are quickly learning that West isn’t the only designer who missed the mark this year. The Hood By Air show was probably the most disturbing premiere of the weekend.

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The Hood By Air show is being called “The Most X-Rated Fashion Week Beauty Look Ever”

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I mean, what in the actual fuck? Don’t even try to act like your mind didn’t go there because we know ours did. The models, who appear to be covered in, well jizz were said to be inspired by the idea of “mischievous children who got into household accidents, like getting into Vaseline.”

Hmmm, I’m going to go with a hard no on that one. Who though this looked like vaseline? The rather gooey *substance* can be seen smeared on the models’ foreheads, cheeks, nails, and hair.

The designers’ interesting choices are more likely due to their collaboration with PornHub.

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Safe to say, Pornhub definitely lent some “inspiration” here. It didn’t help that the models were wearing clothes that read “wench,” walked to a soundtrack described by The Cut as, “gurgling, gagging, and spitting noises.”

So, let’s add this together…the models look like they’re covered in ejaculate, are wearing “wench” clothes, and are walking to a soundtrack of gagging noises. Hmmmmm…

Apparently, there was some science to getting this supposed “vaseline” look.

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Ahem, really? According to Cosmo, “MAC makeup artist Inge Grognard mixed Egyptian Magic, MAC Cosmetics Mixing Medium Shine, and theater makeup to create it. For the hair, Amy Farid used Bumble and bumble Curl Anti-Humidity Gel-Oil for the slick, goopy look. And manicurist Mar y Soul gave the models a chipped French manicure using polish from Duri Cosmetics with a glob of Vaseline to top it off.”

Needless to say, this was by far one of the most unique looks at NYFW.

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It’s going to be a “no” from us…

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