16 Pics For Anyone Who Thinks That One Pushup Counts As Exercise

For those of you who are also exercise-adverse, you know that going to the gym is like voluntarily entering through the gates of Hell. Why do people subject themselves to such excruciating pain when there are so many other fun things they could do instead? Like eating??

For some of us, the idea of physical exertion (outside of the bedroom, *wink wiiiiink*) will never be associated with a feeling of happiness. It’s just punishment, plain and simple.

Here are some pics for those of you who know this anti-exercise struggle, and endeavor to avoid working out at all possible moments. I very much expect that you will be reading this from the safety and comfort of your couch.

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1. You break out in a cold sweat when you even think about running a mile.

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2. You’re pretty sure staircases were created by evil cheapskates who hate elevators. 2f2195f1463cfa3b894148d712d2c5901a97a8f0fd0350a4c83487906348f0c8 1 16 Pics For Anyone Who Thinks That One Pushup Counts As Exercise
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3. But you definitely THINK about exercising sometimes … which should count for something.

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4. When someone tries to sell you on the benefits of working out, you’re like “No thx u.”

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5. But honestly, why would you work out when it turns you into a literal monster?

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6. You may have been known to take some shortcuts to avoid working out …

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7. The conditions must be perfect for you to expend any physical energy.

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8. And it’s not like you never work out. You DO STUFF.

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9. But every time you get near a gym, your body says “NOPE.”

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10. They say you burn calories in your sleep, right?

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11. You probably burn calories while chewing, too.

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12. You really wish people would stop this elaborate ruse that exercise is SO GREAT for you.

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13. Every time you think about going to the gym, you start to think about what you want for dinner.

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14. You tried running once, and it just really didn’t work out.

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15. Sometimes you worry that something is wrong with you …

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16. … But then you just take comfort in the fact that your vibrator def gets plenty of exercise, so it’s all good.

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