if u get a sext from a girl sayin she wants to take u in her mouth make sure she isnt a pelican I've been stuck on this cliff top for 3 days
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 7, 2012
I have had one (1) beer and am ready to sext.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) April 9, 2016
sext: if Rory ends up with Jess I'm going to kill myself
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) October 20, 2014
1991: I wanna sex you up
2014: I wanna sext. you up?
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 17, 2014
sext: "go accomplish your goals, I'll support your every move"
— Jedz (@JEDIDIAHPEACE) September 9, 2016
sext: I'm uglier than last time
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) June 26, 2016
Sext: let me empty your inbox for you
— Daniel José Older (@djolder) September 14, 2016
sext: please tell me everything u like about me and why in complete detail double spaced please use evidence to support ur claims
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) September 12, 2016
oh yeah baby, i'm waiting come on over, I'm totally gonna lick your *googles 'female anatomy'* uterus
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) September 17, 2015
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 6, 2015
sexting in sick to work
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) October 1, 2014
sext: when my fist is inside you i open my hand to wave at your soul
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 13, 2013
SEXT: "I just ate an entire box of cookies and now I feel sick come pick me up from work"
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) October 11, 2013
Hey, your sister & your mother frequently sext. Probably not each other but they definitely do it. Alright, have a great day, folks.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) June 18, 2014
SEXT: kinda into wreaths
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) October 12, 2013
"I want to take you on the BJURSTA, then move to the ASKVOLL before making our way to the LOHALS."
(I'm sexting at an IKEA)
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) September 14, 2016
Every text is a sext if u have the right attitude
— eve peyser (@evepeyser) December 11, 2015
Sext: I'll be the little spoon, you'll be the big spoon and we'll stay in separate slots in the silverware drawer of a civilized household.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 5, 2014
sexting must have been so confusing in the days of the telegraph
COME OVER STOP
TAKE ME NOW STOP
I WANT YOU IN ME STOP
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) July 24, 2014
sext: let's sleep for 100 hours
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) August 22, 2016
sext: you unzip my pants and dozens of dicks come flopping out like a fuckin clown car
— mustard (@nice_mustard) November 9, 2012