The 8 Kinds Of People In Every Group Chat

Group chats. They’re like work meetings, without the free bottled water. Nothing makes us question our existence more than being trapped in a 30-minute back and forth about where everyone wants to go for lunch.

Even worse, there are definite types of group chatters who somehow manage to make the experience even more miserable. Without further adieu, here they are:


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1.

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We get it, Christy, everything’s hilarious. But instead of LOLing at everything, how about you let us know if Friday’s a good day for book club, so we can get on with our lives?

2.

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“You guys are the best!!”

“Talk soon!!”

“Anyone still on this thing??”

NO. WE’RE MEETING IN ANOTHER GROUP CHAT TO PLOT YOUR DEATH.

3.

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Yeah, we know you hate being here. We hate it too. We hate it more now that you’re bitching about it.

4.

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Look, Shayna, either learn to read faster or you’re not coming to brunch with us.

5.

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If you’re going to be a jerk and not respond, at least turn off your “read message” notifications. Now we all just hate you.

6.

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Emojis are so 2014. Now they’re only cute if your mom uses them. Time to move on.

7.

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We don’t need a sarcastic comment from Willy Wonka. Or a Beyonce reaction gif. If you’re this person, just know you’re doing permanent damage to your friendships.

8.

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Stop trying to stir up shit between your friends. You’re not Tyrion Lannister. Just let us know if you’re down for karaoke night tonight. K Bye.

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