15 Hilarious Tweets From People Who Would Rather Eat Than F*ck

Let’s get real here for a second, we love food. Like, we REALLY love it. I’m not talking My Strange Addiction level, but pretty close. Whenever we’re not eating, we’re thinking about the next time we get to eat. Going out for a meal is pretty much the best thing on the planet.

Men, take note…feed us and we will be yours. Don’t feed us and well, it won’t be good. For anyone who can relate to our deep passion for food on a spiritual and emotional level, these tweets are sure to give you a laugh.

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