Chelsea Handler Just Savaged Angelina Jolie & We’re All About Her Honesty

Chelsea Handler isn’t one to shy away from an opinion. She doesn’t give a shit if you don’t want to see her tits.  She thinks Melania Trump is an idiot (factual) and she’s a loyal friend to Jennifer Aniston — so it’s no wonder she took a moment to rip into the Brangelina breakup by going just about as far as you could go on live television. She attacked their marriage, the fact that they have “85”  kids and Angelina Jolie herself. Because you don’t mess with Chelsea’s friends. Even a decade later.

And while it’s petty — and even mean-spirited, you have to respect a potty-mouthed woman who speaks her mind. And remember — this is a person who once said, “If your name is ‘Christina’ and you spell it ‘Xtina’, there’s a 99% chance you’ve given your stepdad a blowjob.” Class act, right there. Class act.

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Chelsea started by making a joke, which was totally fine and sort of meh. 

“Brad and Angelina always said they wouldn’t get married until everyone could get married,” the 41-year-old comedian said. “And I always said I wouldn’t get married until they got divorced, so I’m officially accepting proposals. I’m ready.”

But then things got serious. 

“There are rumors that part of the problem was that Brad was allegedly drinking and smoking too much weed…I wonder why he would need to self-medicate? Maybe because he could have been spending the last 12 years at Lake Como hanging out with George Clooney and Matt Damon instead of being stuck in a house with 85 kids speaking 15 different languages….”

Yikes.

And then she dropped the F-bomb — because she doesn’t GAF. 

“Oh yeah, because he married a f—king lunatic, that’s why.”

While attacking someone’s family decisions, calling someone a lunatic and making light of potential addiction issues might not be the classiest (or most factual) thing to do, she’s probably the only one saying what many people (at least in any Internet comment section) are thinking. It’s not right, but it makes for good TV. And celebrities signed up for this when they became celebrities, so don’t feel too bad, OK?

Watch the video here:

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