The man-butt is a enigmatic thing — for one, they’re surprisingly rotund, right? And secondly, it’s way harder to find great pics of a man’s ass than it is to find a woman’s (just tried — I promise this is true). This is called sexism, friends. But the truth is I enjoyed the hunt. Women get a lot of credit for their assery, but let’s not forget the absolutely divinity that is a man’s behind.
So, I asked a few of my lady friends whose behinds they liked the best (because if it were me this entire website would be dedicated to Charlie Hunman (Yo’ll see below. Oh god, you’ll see…), and here you have it — 13 gorgeous man-buns to appreciate.
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1. Joe Manganello looking pretty damn sturdy. Oof.
2. Justin Bieber was an actual adult when this was posted, so it’s OK to look.
3. John Stamos’ 50-something year-old butt made an appearance in Paper Magazine. Thank god, because it’s setting the standard for younger men the world over, right?
4. Bradley Cooper is just sexy in general. This might not be the juiciest of all butts but that whole package has got a lot to offer.
5. Brad Pitt. Holy shit. (Sorry, Angelina — parting really is such sweet sorrow).
And another, because a peek is just as nice:
6. Orlando Bloom’s massive dick shadow (favorite term ever) was all over the internet, but it’s his bum that ought to get more credit.
And one more for posterity:
7. Channing Tatum is everyone’s favorite for obvious reasons.
5. Matthew McConaughey — We’ve all seen Magic Mike, but this is wet close-up is really something special.
6. Ryan Gosling. Oh, my long lost love.
7. Chris Evans’ butt is a fantastic specimen. Thank goodness Captain America got that Super Soldier Serum.
8. Will Smith. Yes, please. Yes. He’s dad-aged, but that’s fine. Yes.
9. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. Charlie Hunman. This entire post should just be this.
Let’s just all take a moment of silence.
10. Nothing says sexy like a man in a crisp button down…was a solid bum like that. Thank you, David Beckham.
Yes, David, come closer, my darling.
11. Alexander Skarsgard is probably the sexiest man to grace this planet. Why isn’t this whole post about Alexander Skarsgard? Not sure why.
Just a reminder that that comes with this:
12. Matt Bomer. Those eyes are a close second to this ass.
13. Barack Obama. Lena Dunham said it first, so don’t judge us.