As you may have already heard, J.K. Rowling’s Pottermore released a new quiz that tells you what your patronus is. While there were several people who were disappointed with their lame-ass patronuses, the guys at our sister site (brother site?) theCHIVE revealed the dankest patronus of all:
J.K. Rowling retweeted the image and was forced to clarify that Harambe is not, in fact, one of the eligible patronuses.
So did we! And he’s still the patronus in our hearts.