The world of online dating is perilous, exciting, disappointing…but most of all it’s pretty fucking hilarious. Everyone’s on the apps for different reasons – casual dating, getting over an ex, love, sex, rock n roll… whatever your fancy, you will definitely appreciate how amazing/awful these Bumble conversations are.
1. This girl is just trying to have nice things
2. Using Hitler as your DUFF is an interesting, but ultimately unsuccessful strategy.
3. Honestly, we should all be using this one.
4. SORRY DAN
5. Here’s hoping she really sent him one
6. Yes, keep being needy, that’s always a panty dropper
7. Hand Central Station
8. Probably not what you should have gone with, buddy….
9. Gotta be quicker on the uptake Pete
10. Sam nailed it. See Pete? Sam knows.
11. Yes, girls can be bad at Bumble too. Do more, Carly.
12. Aw, here’s a nice one that looks like it worked out. It does happen, folks.
13. That was sarcasm, Ron.
14. Would be curious to see how this one ended…
15. Copy/paste fail…yikes
16. “Time for a new opener” -dating blogger Finding Mr. Height when she realized how horribly wrong this line can go:
17. “Time for a new opener” pt. 2
18. “Time for a new opener” pt. 3
19. Totally on the same page
20. Honestly I think he did pretty well…
21. Lastly, you guys know about Taylor Swift girl, right?
22. Because she’s a gold mine…
23. Except when they get it, that’s no fun. But here’s hoping she, and we all, find happiness somewhere…
24. …Or at the very least someone who can respond coherently