21 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes That Will Never, Ever Get Old

On this day in history, Aaron Samuels asked Cady Heron what day it was. “It’s October 3rd,” she replies and henceforth every October 3rd has been dubbed National Mean Girls Day. A day to celebrate one of the most quoted movies of our generation that we will never, ever grow weary of.

So, in honor of this fetch holiday, here are the most iconic, most hilarious Mean Girls quotes out there.

1. “That’s so fetch!”

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Poor Gretchen Weiners, all she ever wanted was to make fetch happen.

2. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

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Well it was wasn’t it?

3. “Is butter a carb?”

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Yes Regina, yes it is.

4. “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping!”

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Okay, Malibu Barbie.

5. “I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen! You’re so stupid!”

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You’re not stupid Karen.

6. “Oh my god, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!”

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God Karen!

7. “Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant and die.”

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It’s true.

8. “She doesn’t even go here!”

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Thanks Damian, you’re our hero.

9. “Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!”

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And none for Gretchen Weiners.

10. “‘Made out with a hot dog’? Oh my god! That was one time!”

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Or was it?

11. “The limit does not exist.”

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Whenever someone asks us how much wine we can drink…

12. “I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.”

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Yes, Amy Poehler yes.

13. “One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops.”

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Us too.

14. “So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

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Well, do you?

15. “I can’t go out. I’m sick.” “Boo! You whore!”

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*Cough Cough*

16. “Grool.”

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The perfect combination of great and cool.

17. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

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Smdh.

18. “That’s the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.”

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Oh my god I love your skirt! Where did you get it?

19. “I’m a pusher, I push people.”

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Like a drug pusher?

20. “You can’t sit with us!”

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Those rules aren’t real.

21. “On Wednesdays we wear pink!”

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Well, duh.

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