Halloween is just around the corner, and that means it’s time for all you pregnant mommas-to-be to start thinking about how to trick out your baby bump. You might not feel comfortable squeezing into teeny, tiny Harley Quinn shorts or trying to button a Ghostbusters jump suit over your belly, but that definitely doesn’t mean you have to sit out during this year’s festivities. There are a million different ways to turn your tummy into a hilarious and creative prop, so grab your glue gun and some body paint and get ready to give one of these bump-tastic Halloween looks a try.
1. The Koolaid Man
Are you pregnant? Oh yeah! Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl? Oh yeah! Can I touch your belly? Fuck no.
2. A gumball machine
Oh, so that’s what you’ve got in there.
3. A ripe avocado
Pregnancy is the pits, unless you dress your bump up like an avocado seed.
4. Wonder Woman (and Super Fetus)
With your forces combined, you will totally slay the hell out of Halloween.
5. A poké ball
If you want votes for best costume, this pregnant Pikachu will help you catch ’em all.
6. Pot o’ gold
Bet you weren’t expecting to find this at the end of the rainbow.
7. A woman with an eager fetus
This baby can’t fucking wait to trick or treat.
8. Wilson from Castaway
Something tells me this beach ball will be easier to hold on to.
9. A snowman
Bonus: you can use the photos on your holiday cards in two months.
10. A pregnant mommy cat
The sad face is from all the heartburn.
11. Baseball fan
Support your team and knock Halloween out of the park.
12. Speed bump
Bumps ahead. Take caution.
13. A troll
A perfect way to cover up the “outtie” belly button you’ve developed since getting pregnant.
14. Mama bird
Use your beak to defend yourself against unsolicited parenting advice.
15. Thing one and thing two
There’s a twist Dr. Seuss didn’t see coming.
16. Oversized load
That’s quite a haul. Good thing she’s driving with her lights on.
17. Magic 8 ball
I see dirty diapers in your future.
Go solo or force your friends to dress up as the whole Peanuts gang.
19. The Death Star
Use the force (to win at Halloween, duh).
20. Skeleton bump
This costume is sure to tickle some funny bones. I immediately apologize for making that joke.
21. Super Mario
Because pregnancy is the ultimate 1-up.
22. Violet from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
You’re turning violet, Violet!
23. Basketball star
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Dribble, dribble, shoot, shoot — except don’t actually do any of that, because ouch.
Because pregnancy is one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet.
25. Mama kangaroo
A pouch to store your Joey and your lip gloss.
26. Rosie the Riveter
#35weekbump I can do it! Halloween costume from Rosie the Riveter. This pregnancy has been a great experience for me. It has made me take care my #babygirl and myself ☺ I'm so proud of myself 🙌 and now we can't wait to see #heavenly soon. 35 weeks ⤵ and 35 days ⤴ this mommy is getting super anxious 😁 #35weeks#halloweencostume#maternity#pregnancy#mothersinprotest#lovingmybelly#allbelly#babybump#bumpwatch#babycastro2#heavenlyleahanettecastro#itsagirl#novemberbaby#halloween2015#trickmybump
27. Hole in one
'Whose your Baby Caddy?' ~ Halloween is almost here 🎃 And we want our moms to join in on the fun! For the next 30 days we will post a preggo costume idea under the hashtag #TrickmyBump don't forget to tune in daily to see if you have found your costume for this year! #mothersinprotest #momtobe #mommytobe #ootd #maternity #pregnancy #bump #bumpchic #babybump #maternitystyle #maternityfashion #pregnantstyle #pregnantfashion #instafab #instaglam #fabmom
Let everyone know your baby daddy scored, in case the bump isn’t a dead give away.
28. A unicorn labor gone wrong
Because at least your baby doesn’t have a horn.
29. An expectant “Mummy”
So clever, it’s scary.
30. A cat hovering over a fish bowl
Pregnancy just got 1,000 times cuter.