16 Halloween Costume Tees For The Truly Lazy Girl

Dressing up in an elaborate costume on Halloween is usually more trouble than it’s worth. It’s expensive, it’s time-consuming — and you probably won’t have an occasion to wear it ever again. Why not just forego the competitive costuming and focus on the most important part of Halloween: the debauchery?!

Here are a few “costume” shirts that will speak to your inner Lazy Girl and provide you with the requisite ensemble needed for entry into any Halloween party. While everyone else is trying to keep their wigs on and navigate around sharp corners, you’ll take comfort in the fact that you took the easy road — and are now able to party, totally unencumbered.

These are just a few of the lazy costume tees that might be worth your while this Halloween season:

1. This French Mime Tee

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It’s so easy, all you need is face paint and a beret … and maybe not even that much, if you’re feeling like a minimalist mime.

2. A Wonder Woman Caped Tee

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Yep. It’s a cape attached to a T-shirt. Your costume comfort dreams have finally been realized.

3. A Back To The Future Marty McFly Shirt

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So realistic, you may accidentally discover time travel.

4. A Striped Charlie Brown Tee

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I don’t know how you’re going to pull of the bald head part, but it’s not my problem.

5. A Fully-Slimed Ghostbusters Tee

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Cute, iconic, and relevant! Just be prepared for the trolls to appear in full force.

6. A 101 Dalmatians Shirt

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Pretty much the ORIGINAL group costume, y’all.

7. A Buzz Lightyear Astronaut Tee

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Guaranteed to be the least expensive Buzz Lightyear costume you will ever find.

8. A German Beer Maid Shirt

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For when you’re too lazy to show your cleavage — but you want to remind everyone that you COULD if you WANTED TO.

9. An On-Duty Cop Shirt

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Because you’re too lazy to put on a dress shirt, tie, and badge — and that is a truly special brand of laziness.

10. A Super Girl T-Shirt And Cape

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Bonus: the faux ab muscles will give you leniency to eat all the candy you want!

11. A Bright Red M&M Shirt

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You may need a friend to go in on this with you to get the full effect, though.

12. A Star Wars R2D2 Tee

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Just … put a bowl on your head, I guess?

 

13. … Or A C-3PO Tee

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Add some gold eyeshadow, and it’s good enough, dammit!

14. … Or a Chewbacca Shirt.

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You could maybe even use this to turn into Chewbacca mom, if you wanted to get creative.

15. A Pink Power Ranger Shirt

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Childhood dreams: coming true.

16. A Game Of Trones “F*ck Off About My Costume” Shirt

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Because if you’re buying a T-shirt as your Halloween costume, there’s a decent chance that you’re pretty much OVER this whole “costume” thing.

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