9 Diabolical Cocktails For Your Inner Disney Villainess

As we get older, we come to realize more and more than Disney villainesses are often misunderstood creatures. Sure, they can be a tad power-hungry, they’ll usually stomp on anyone in order to get what they want — but isn’t it kind of a fine line between being villainous and being a strong, independent woman??

These evil ladies deserve at least a little bit of credit for their impeccable style and their unapologetic personalities. (Although trying to make a fur coat out of puppies is still definitely a party foul.)

Here are a few alcoholic tributes to these misunderstood Disney characters, so that we can all raise a glass to them and get drunk. After all, they would have wanted it that way.

1. The Maleficent Cocktail

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This deceptively dark cocktail is made with refreshingly delicious ingredients, like rum, coconut milk, and blueberry juice.

2. The Queen of Hearts Raspberry Cocktail

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This red-tinted concoction is perfect for sipping while you’re cheating at croquet.

3. The Madam Mim Shot of Magic

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With three layers of booze, this colorful shot will certainly cast a spell on you — the spell of “drunkenness.”

4. The Lady Tremaine Martini

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This pomegranate and chocolate cocktail is perfect to drink while you hatch all of your sinister plans.

5. Ursula’s Sea Witch Cocktail

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Created by Secret of the Booze, this boozy drink relies on swirly Twizzlers to give the illusion of creeping tentacles.

6. The Cruella De Vil Martini 

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Even if you can’t have the perfect spotted coat, you can still have the perfect spotted martini.

7. Madame Medusa’s Cantaloupe Wine Slushies

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Alcoholic slushies? Um, yes please. Perfect for sipping with your pet alligators down on the Devil’s Bayou.

8. The Evil Queen’s Wild Hibiscus Cocktail

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This sinister beverage may not make you the fairest in the kingdom, but it may very well make you the drunkest. Enjoy the edible hibiscus flower, too!

9. Yzma’s Test Tube Shots

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Don’t worry — these test tubes won’t turn you into a llama. They’ll just turn you into a tipsy white girl.

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