These 23 Inappropriate Dad Texts Are The Best Thing We’ve Read Today

Dads are the best. They’re always asking us things like, “Have you gotten your oil changed lately?” and “Promise you’ll call when you get home, ok?” Plus it’s fall, which means our dads will soon be doing chores like raking leaves, shoveling walkways and maybe even chopping down their own Christmas trees.

But while we love them, everyone knows that dads and technology don’t mix. And “Your Shitty Family” has a great list of texts from dads that make us cringe, even while we’re laughing our asses off.

1.

Parents = free food

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2.

#dad2016

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3.

Dad needs help finding out when his anniversary is so Mom doesn't kill him

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4.

Dad has HAD ENOUGH

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5.

Parents and autocorrect never gets old

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6.

Your father is getting you back for years of torturing him

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7.

Sweet, Dad

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8.

LY2 DAD!!!

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9.

Nice example, Dad

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10.

Smooth try. So smooth

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11.

🙄

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12.

Ughhhh maybe not tonight, Dad

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13.

You are your parents' Google

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14.

you have A LOT of explaining to do

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15.

When Dad cooks dinner

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16.

When your Instagram account is private

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17.

Ummmmmm……no

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18.

TMI TMI TMI TMI

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19.

New phone who dis

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20.

The debate rages on…

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21.

The family that dumps together…

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22.

TMI TMI TMI HOLY SHIT TMI

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23.

Don't be so desperate with your dad, girl

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