24 Hysterical Tweets That Sum Up The Nightmare Of Shopping In A Halloween Store

Our favorite part of Halloween isn’t costumes or candy or getting to wear tiny skirts — it’s indulging in one of our favorite shopping pastimes: going to a Halloween store.

These stores have everything: novelty masks, tacky decorations and terrifying clown outfits. Yes, Halloween stores are like fireworks: they burn brightly for a brief minute, then they’re gone.

And while these friends are only with us for a few more days before turning into Christmas stores, let’s pay tribute with a few hilarious tweets.

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